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#1881 cashbox1

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Posted 28 November 2018 - 06:52 pm

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Posted 01 December 2018 - 05:33 pm

Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy!


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Posted 04 December 2018 - 07:54 pm

Earlier this year Winston lost his ear. Luck would have it that it was replaced, with a pigs ear, by doctors. They cut it to size and made it look more human before sewing it, invisibly, in place. Several weeks passed before Winston felt it necessary to return to his surgeons.
When he did, Winston complained bitterly, 'Doctor, I keep hearing this noise and its doing my head in. 'The doctor, totally unconcerned answered, 'Don't worry, its just a bit of crackling.'


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Posted 08 December 2018 - 02:55 pm

Already planning next years Christmas dinner, with Brexit it will mean no more Brussels.......I'll get me coat.


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Posted 09 December 2018 - 12:16 am

i went to the doctors and told him"you`ve got to help me .i keep singing more than words" he said "wow,that`s a bit extreme" :D


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Posted 10 December 2018 - 09:41 pm

I had a stroke of luck on the stock exchange yesterday. I managed to swap three OXO cubes for a jar of Bovril.


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