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#1901 unclechicken

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Posted 26 January 2019 - 12:43 am

When I was younger I used to dig holes in the neighbours garden. Fred and Rosemary used to go crazy when they caught me.



#1902 bri365

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Posted 04 February 2019 - 10:34 pm

I've been reading up about how animals make different sounds in different language countries. For instance in Korea a dog makes a sizzling sound.


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Posted 05 February 2019 - 08:22 pm

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#1904 hitthesix

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Posted 05 February 2019 - 08:56 pm

Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of purity. The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response, until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and all the other bells went off.



#1905 bri365

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Posted 05 February 2019 - 10:29 pm


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Posted 07 February 2019 - 09:19 pm

Breaking news.. Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.


I gave my girlfriend an orgasm last night. The ungrateful bitch spat it out.


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#1907 bri365

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Posted 11 February 2019 - 09:44 pm

Chris visited his psychiatrist in Harley Street and told him that he thought he was turning into a packet of biscuits.

'What sort of biscuits?' asked the psychiatrist.
'Square ones,' answered Chris.

'With little holes in them?' the psychiatrist enquired.

That's right, Doc,' responded Chris with relief, 'That's it exactly.'

'You're crackers!' announced the psychiatrist.


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