There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum.

Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?"

To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips." 

Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?"

"No, but it stops me from licking them!"

Thanks for the update on this Guitar, also may I have a login please? forgot to ask last week.

ahh yeah, that's the one, thanks FruitJunkie!

Wishlist:

Hot X (Party TIme)

Full House Bingo

Bingo Belle

Hi Lo Silver

Daylight Robbery

Party People (Fruit Machine)

Jungle Jive

Cluedo (Similar to Pink Panther)

Hokey Cokey (one day maybe)

Bank Raid

Bullion Bars (one day maybe)

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If anyone knows the name of this machine as my mind has just gone completely blank and all I know of it is, it was a 3 player machine and on the top board you had 3 firemen as the top reels.

Here's another one for those who do use tpb - http://tpb.piraten.lu/

Any holes a goal

Trust someone to say that!

Since it might be a big feature trail, i'm going to go with 'Popeye'

Thanks very much for this one! love playing it!

Only had a few 'No Connection To Master' during the top board after I got a win and it's gone up, but nonetheless it's working fine and I like how only one can go up at a time!

Party Games Next? or Party Bingo? or Adders n Ladders?

I have been more than happy with the service I have received from the Reels Of Fun site and have bought some games and then had to re-install my windows after a few times when it got buggy / lost a few installation files but never had a problem getting them back as fruitman has always let me know how to get them back and how to do it and that's a genuine offer that he has offered you in the above post as well, 3 codes for £1.49, I would take that deal up any day of the week !

Thunderbirds

Nudge Nudge Wink Wink

Did I miss something really bad as I rarely reply to any topics?

I will try this in the morning ! looks like a fun challenge

Edit: When will this competition end?

I've managed to get £200, but when i try to post my pic it just shows up as a blank thumbnail  .

Upload the picture to tinypic or imageshack and use the picture frame icon which is just below the smiley face.

So you are taking the Shoutbox away from those who have not done anything wrong? You got to think of people who have very short arm movements or problems with their arm/hand movement and use shoutbox to interact.

Why not ban them from seeing the Shoutbox but the rest of the site? would save a lot of hassle.

Aw man, I would of preferred the pink name for Regulars

Thanks for the news Wizard, looking forward to it!

I have liked the release of MFME v5 from the start, didn't think that playing Party Time was possible and then the question of 'Deal Or No Deal' came to light and those started getting done (although I wasn't a fan of those) but it's great to have those running and for those who have been asking for them to be done in the past same with Party Time.

I would like to see in the forthcoming years the possible listed (only if they can be done):-

- Party Games (Multi-Player Version)

- Hokey Cokey (Multi-Player Version)

- Coronation Street (Single Player Version or Multi-Player Version)

- Party Time Bingo (Multi-Player Version)

- Adders And Ladders (Single Player Version or Multi-Player Version) - Not Plasma Screen one.

- Clockwork Oranges (Single Player or Multi-Player Version)

I ain't installing Windows 10 just yet as they've just released some bug information that they are sorting out that is involved with certain drivers and programs as my mate downloaded it and Sound Drivers and a fair few programs wouldn't work/install due to incompatibility as when it comes to certain things they need to be tested to be run first but with the early release of Windows 10, then I am just waiting til Windows 10.1 comes out with all the bug fixes.

Did you read up on the topic about illegal Games and Software/Hardware now that was recently updated in Section 7b in their term within the new updates it has recently rolled out?

I recently downgraded from Windows 10 due to privacy issues, since they are tracking and forwarding data that you do.

Whether it's going on torrents, downloading a file, etc it is all recorded and soon they'll be able to hit you with a warning from the ISPs as I was on a IRC channel that I go on as there was a big talk about it and at least three people were hit with a letter from their ISPs for illegal downloads.

One of the major new functions that Windows 10 has recently updated in their latest line of product and no wonder the upgrade is free.

I don't really blame Windows for adding this in as it'll soon stop the illegal hunters as even changing the settings won't really do anything in the system.

Link: http://thenextweb.co...07/29/wind-nos/

Have fun as even turning off services, Microsoft and the Advertisers will know what you are doing from the first instant of start-up and theirs nothing we can do about it as it's passed by the Government.

What a great machine and a cracking DX!!! (love the little lyrics in the top reels as well, very nice touch!)

Was on my wishlist for many years and now that it's here, I'll be playing this at least a hour a day!!

Can't wait to see what you have next in the pipeline!!

#ThanksForThis!

Yeah,

I got my account closed due to not having two step verification as was going to set it up until I wasn't able to login but apparently someone used my account to spam due to not having that two step verification process up as I use a few sites and fixed it on those but if I could login on D.i.F I would do the two step verification straight away.

Don't think that will happen though as the Site Admin told people to set it up in advance.

Another couple Hot Stuff or Hellraiser the cancel when you held the buttons, wonder what kids thought about the noise when they walked past o.O

Ross,

I was just wondering if this was ever fully completed or still in completion with all the updates? as I tried to get it but it isn't available to download from your site.