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[the_witty_welshman]

does anyone know any of the others? regularplayer knows them all?? and its just not fair... hes out there know making thousands.. with his new cheats tips and emptying system ... and theres me sat at home .. with no where to go... no one to talk too... sorry excluding this amazing forum of course...
And to top it all theres enough section 16 machines around for us all to make thousands?? BUT does regular player care? well it doesnt seem so, this time next week he'll be a millionaire???? maybe thats why? maybe hes a bit of a rodney?? only fools and horses and all that.. as it was pointed out earlier in the thread? you would have to be a fool to part with a tennar for this info??

[kingkallum82]

does anyone know any of the others? regularplayer knows them all?? and its just not fair... hes out there know making thousands.. with his new cheats tips and emptying system ... and theres me sat at home .. with no where to go... no one to talk too... sorry excluding this amazing forum of course...
And to top it all theres enough section 16 machines around for us all to make thousands?? BUT does regular player care? well it doesnt seem so, this time next week he'll be a millionaire???? maybe thats why? maybe hes a bit of a rodney?? only fools and horses and all that.. as it was pointed out earlier in the thread? you would have to be a fool to part with a tennar for this info??

ROFL

[shaun2097]

ure too cruel dude!!! lol

[nails]

yeah, large portions of agreement all round!

where has the un-regular player gone to ??

[shaun2097]

no doubt hes out spending all of his new found wealth. good luck to the man i say! (could av told us "the methods" though)

[the_witty_welshman]

this time next week he'll be a millionaire??most probably buy out fruit-emu? ohhh wait there.. i said next week hed be a millionaire? he'd need to be a billionaire to buy out fruit-emu. well thats what we'll tell him anyway. so bear it in mind.... make sure hes over charged when he try's to buy the site out.
then again maybe he wont want the pressure of running the site??? maybe he'll need a manager???? some one he could trust? someone who wouldnt stab him in the back? someone who wouldnt run him down? >>>>> SHIT >>> i think ive blown my F**KING chances .LMAO

[the_witty_welshman]

wow over 2500 views? my best thread yet? so come on post soemthing, read my humour? find the regular player? like a man hunt, lets track him down folks. everyone go to your local arcades and look for him he'll be the guy amptying all the section16 machines, lets find the Bas oops the person and make him share. lolol

[the_witty_welshman]

some one somewhere must know where he is? or maybe someone else on here was stupid enough to part with 9.99, im mean generous enough or rich enough, not stupid?? just a slip of the tongue.

[ady]

I still want to see the whole thing.

(Before someone say's 'then buy it' thats the point of my previous posts-I ain't going to)

[nails]

i heard ady spent his tenner at the gay pride festival...

[the_witty_welshman]

the only reason you know he spent his tennar there was the fact that you were just behind him in the queue? and dont try and deny it as i saw you there..... lolol

[kingkallum82]

This is great!

Harsh insult tho on Ady

[ady]

i heard ady spent his tenner at the gay pride festival...

lol mate, nah i'm not a homophobe....but I sure stayed out of town Saturday.

[nails]

my wedding was at the Queens hotel (right opposite the pier) on the same day as gay pride last year (rivotting thought..)

anyway..a member of the grooms man went out about 2am after the party had finished and bumped into a queer, presumably he had fun a frolics at the gay pride festival that day.

the gay guy said "oh `ello.. what you looking for? "
the groomsman replied "looking for some pussy action"
after a short pause, the gay guy replied "dunno about that, tell you what, i`ll give you a Blow job.."

the groomsman was able to dash 400yds in a matter of seconds.

[Gazeyre1966]

I haven't got a clue where this thread is going but I got to Blackpool finally and got my Nat King!!!!!

F***ing SORTED!!!!!

Thanks to Elaine and Sandra....XXXXXX

No gays allowed!!!

[nails]

I haven't got a clue where this thread is going but I got to Blackpool finally and got my Nat King!!!!!

F***ing SORTED!!!!!

Thanks to Elaine and Sandra....XXXXXX

No gays allowed!!!

whats a nat king? is that a metaphore finally got a shag? you know, lost his cherry, 2`s up, bunk up, back scuttle?

(and so the thread goes skew wiff whill we wait for regular player to return from him round the uk emptying tour)

[the_witty_welshman]

talk about a lost thread LOL , im sure blackpool was on a nother thread i was reading?? . i think we got onto a gay outlook thread, when is gay pride wek or weekend? maybe we should private message regulerplayer and tell him the dates, the whilst everyone is watching the gays, hell have free roam to empty all the section16?? unless he would be in the crowd, maybe he already knows the dates, maybe its NOW? thats why hes not around. lol. oh well , i think this thread is cumming to an endunless someone knows where he is, or has the same info.

[RegularPlayer]

IM BACK

Back from my UK EMPTIER TOUR!

So the Board has gone gay??? I must say I didnt see that coming!! How long was I gone???

My tale

After reciveing this GRADE A INFO.... I decided to take a little trip to my local arcade and test out the section 16 info.. and guess what!! It only f*****g worked rodney!!!!

after clearing 2k in 18 minutes I moved on to my local Gala bingo where I turned 2k into nearly 20!!!!

Now as you can imagine I was a little excited, to celebrate my newly found key to financial freedom I took a little trip to a wetherspoons for a tipple or two..

9AM I wake the next day to the sound of a running shower... "who's that in the shower I thinks to me self?? I am but a lonley bacholour - but wait SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET Im late for work!! and wait where am I, my back doesent feel like its slept in the £79 matress I bort of PINEOWLMAN of eBay"

THEN IT ALL CAME BACK TO ME!

I was now a pro gambler!!!! The person in the shower was no other than lads mag favourite KEELEY! And I was in none over than a 5 star room of a s$&%#y London hotel!!!!

LIFE WAS SWEET...

In the following days my new shofuer drove me from arcade to arcade to bingo hall - it wasent long before I was a millionare.

BUT THEN!!

I had been inland for so long and remembering that the seaside was a good source for S16'S or "Garanteed Mega wealth makers" as we select few owners of that wonderfull ebay guide call them! I decided to take a stroll down to Brighton, after banking another 80k I decide to take a little tipple once again....

9AM the next day I wake up!! I hear someone in the shower and Im laying on a comfy bed... ahhhhhh another day in paradise for the UK's pro'st of pro's
I wonder which Lad Mag Vixen My s16 wealth gots me this time I thinks to me self!! I waddle to the bathroom to take a look at the showering buety.. WAIT a minute!! waddle?? why does it hurt to walk full stride (or strut as pro's like me self like too)???

SHOCK HORROR!

IN the shower is none other than queen of all day time queens himself Paul,O Gradey....

In short I have to give him all of me money to buy back the video tape, not only that, but in my drunken state I must have told him me s16 emptiers and he must have alrted the industry! for when I next tried them out they no longer worked.

GLAD TO HAVE ME BACK???????

[spa]

LMFAO!

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Read 'um and weep lol

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