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[dachshund]

Any poets in the house? here's a little something a wrote earlier today whilst waiting to be loaded in kendle lol

Fruitemu

I don't need bingo with your hands full of dobbers,
Just give me Fruitemu with club cops n robbers.
On millionaires row will the jackpot be mine?
No, it's go to court and a bloody fine!

Roller Coasters last ride is never plenty,
Its always lucky dip or just £1.20.
If you get skill stop please don't frown,
Cos if its to fast then cancel slows down.

It holds after a nudge, great £4.80 is mine,
Lets have some tokens from Cloud999.
Three red bars nudge in now that aint naughty,
That and mixed 9's in clouds are both £2.40.

Well done lads for keeping these bandits alive,
I play them all whether mpu3 ,4 or 5.
Memories are plentiful and never a bore,
But i only got a laptop so it's 1024.

lol

[Daryl]

Excellent lad… Pam Ayres (Mark II) !! lol

[dachshund]

lol ricardo finish it mate

oh dear barcrest i dare not ask

[dachshund]

there was a woman from West Broughton,
Who had a big tit and a small un.
To make up for that,
She had a big twat.
And a fart like a 650 norton

[Daryl]

there was a woman from West Broughton,
Who had a big tit and a small un.
To make up for that,
She had a big twat.
And a fart like a 650 norton

I much preferred your first one.

[cashbox1]

there was a young man from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
great tufts of grass grew out of his ass
and his b******s were covered in weeds

[vectra666]

Partytime poem.

Off to gala this friday night,
Hopefully I'll win big if my numbers come out right,
In the corner flashing lights alive,
Its partytime players 1-5,
I,m on number 3, On number 1's an old bidd,
On hers rolls a quid, she,s beating and banging it,
Treating it like shit,
Hurray a pound My turn now it must be due,
Player 3 its you,
Upto the top i stare and pray,
Hoping 3balloons will come my way,
Ooh no its only 2 quid,
Spin em again that's all its did,
Back to number1 the nudges are lit,
Jackpot 4 away does she know the nudge trick,
She does in they come,
Nudging down one by one,
She's off again this old gran,
Beating hitting bang bang bang,
Just then something I didn,t want to hear,
That special tune she cheerful cheers,
Let em roll beat it like shit,
Ooh no the jackpot hit hit hit

[cashbox1]

go to shipleys wads of cash
for magic 10 you make a dash
fill it up and spin the reels
your mind tells you how good it feels

20 quid gone without a nudge
you try to leave your feet dont budge
then like a flash a triple roll
you think oh wow i hope it holds

the bank is rising very slow
not many nudges, time to go
but then you change another ten
and top your credits up again

a couple of fivers,then the bars
oh just how long will this streak last
for sure the writings on the wall
you know you`ll end up with f*** all

but even that deters you not
you have to have another shot...
another quid,another ten
or maybe 20 then again

to leave 2 bars would be so rude
but you are gambling your food
a bag of chips instead of steak
but thats the risk you always take

it has to pay out, it cant be that hard
oh where`s that wallet? where`s that card
another 20 have a punt
the bank`s now empty - what a c**t

i wish id stayed at home today
the winning move IS NOT TO PLAY !!

[Daryl]

AN ODE TO PLAYERS OF "DEAL OR NO DEAL"!

To all you poor sods
Who play bandits for real
Tell me, why oh why
Do you play 'Deal or No Deal'?

You play on them, with a deep-heated passion
And put much more in than you'd planned with your ration
And all to hear, the 'Beardy Mouth' roar
'Open The Box' or 'Play on for more'!

You've spent all your money
That was to last you the week
And not even a Jackpot…
… Or Mega Streak!

And Now you are skint
So please tell me how that…
You get all that enjoyment
From listening to that bearded twat!!

lol

© Daryl Lees 2012

Edited by Daryl, 21 July 2012 - 12:45 AM.

[dachshund]

wow u lot i not worthy lol

[pilky]

nice 1 vecs/cash/ daryl thought i do 1 for ... the fairer sex

Brown hair, black hair, blonde hair or red
Endless desire for each in my bed
The curve of a hip, smooth brown thighs
Brown or green or deep blue eyes
Bright and bubbly, tall and thin
Quiet and timid, petite and slim
Sexy, vivacious, cunning and sly
Modest and blushing and painfully shy
Aggressive and confident and oh-so-sure
Discreet and productive and appealingly pure
It fills me with longing, it makes me so sad
I’ll never give up what I’ve never had

lol

[dachshund]

Pilky you must read too many Mills and Boon mate lol

[pilky]

mills and who ..?? lol

[cashbox1]

there was a young lady called Gluck
who suffered some terrible luck
stripping off in a punt,
she fell off the front
and was pecked on the dunt by a cuck

Edited by cashbox1, 21 July 2012 - 10:09 AM.