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[voodoomau5]

aint got holey moley round here bud so couldn't say, is it a top giza clone ?

[piesthecat]

hmm ready to rock , jackpotters , wild fire , bullion bars , london underground , cannon ball

[magpie]

My one was just a machine playing totally uncharacteristically.

Party Time Player 5pound jackpot- usually if you catch it at a bad time then it'll take about 30-35 quid off you and give you a 25 streak and thats that. me and mate went 5 halfs on it (his last five) and it didnt give anything out. i still had 70 in my wallet at this point so i thought i'd take it on.
I put 60 in without a top and just couldnt stomach changing up my last note as i couldnt see it going, so i just left.

next day a mate of mine went down and put 20 quid in, gambled all the way up to the top and it gave him 2 quid! i really dont know what was up with it, but ive played it since and its back to its old ways.

[bowie]

aint got holey moley round here bud so couldn't say, is it a top giza clone ?

Yep, with Mega Spins.

[voodoomau5]

Yep, with Mega Spins.

ahh even better then

[James]

The meanest Machine i have ever come across is Club Rolling Thunder from Mazooma set at £250 Jackpot cost me 20 to get 10.

This is basically Very Rich Geezer with different symbols, and will pay out in the exact same way if it's going to, i.e. go for Respin Reels off of every true skill bonus.

ps £20 is nothing for a clubber

[>_>]

I have no idea what the machine was called, but it was in the kursaal at southend. It was a long time ago now. It was a bar x type machine, £5/10p. I didnt play it personally, but my dad was on it for hours and he only got a couple of £1 wins.

For me, it would have to be the oxo sitdown multiplayer shit.. I had dumped the float on my cop the lot (£250), it all went in. not one top at all. Though they are still fairly good.. I just limit myself to £3 each. I put around £3 in all of them last week and the JP rolled in on 3 of them, then on the other one i got a £50 top.

[mattyballs]

"pink pussy" is the tightest thing ive ever come across..... sorry..couldnt resist it !!


(and the emulated machine is quite good too)....

[barxfan]

I doubt anyone can top this - FIVE HUNDRED pounds into a £35 jackpot Golden Charms lo-lec (in the Barcrest triple 7 cabinet, set to 90%) with no jackpots or wins above £10.

I knew these things have some evil dead spells on them, but this was just taking the piss.

Switched to Elvis and immediately got the £105 3-jackpot repeater, then the thing went stone dead again.

[piesthecat]

"pink pussy" is the tightest thing ive ever come across..... sorry..couldnt resist it !!


(and the emulated machine is quite good too)....

never seen it on a higher jackpot than a £5 only had it repeat twice:huh:

[james4703]

Any machine in Oasis Amusements in belfast most of their machines are set at 70% from what ive learnt on this site 70% is bad, the place does good business why they need to set it so high is just pure greed. And i wouldnt be surprised the machines are being tampered with aswell basically a hardcore fruity for years and it never surprises me as to how bad they can be in this place.

[piesthecat]

eh ?
didnt under stand that

[Shooer magooer]

Did you duck pies when that joke flew over your head???

[gegriffi11]

Any machine in Oasis Amusements in belfast most of their machines are set at 70% from what ive learnt on this site 70% is bad, the place does good business why they need to set it so high is just pure greed. And i wouldnt be surprised the machines are being tampered with aswell basically a hardcore fruity for years and it never surprises me as to how bad they can be in this place.

you can now add lucky strike to that list as well

[curlywill]

ready to rock by Barcrest, on £5jp i put £30 in yesterday 3 boards all of which killed me 2nd gamble

[mattyballs]

There is a very good very funny reply to this post, but I haven't got the strength to think of it. Where's MattyB when you need him:radar:

bj

it doesnt involve "cream" and "pies" by any chance does it?


(my,my..im in form....).


and yes,i reckon that previous gag was about 30,000ft above yer head pies...

[c0nfu53d]

As mentioned, London Underground.

DOND: CYBTB Pile of shit.

And club bullseye. Never even seen a board on it, just 1 or 2 quid wins which lose on the 1st or 2nd gamble. Can't beat a bit of bully? I beg to differ.

[voodoomau5]

what machine was it rh