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#1 matt

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 08:20 PM

Anyone fancy a chatt about fruit machines??

#2 Stu03

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 08:23 PM

Anyone fancy a chatt about fruit machines??


Do you have any particular in mind?

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 08:26 PM

I hate clones!! although i guess it can be a bit hard coming up with new fresh ideas.
Also i cant stand sometimes were people are kicking the holy hell out of a £5 JP cause there losing, when theres people losing tons more in the B3's

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 08:29 PM

If someone behind you is telling you what to do and you don't win, ask them "wheres my money, I thought you knew what you where saying"

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 08:31 PM

What i used to hate is when people used to say get the fook in there when they got a win.

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 08:33 PM

I once had a 1 on the Hi-Lo and was advised to go higher. And it worked.

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 08:40 PM

i love bar update golden games


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Posted 29 July 2009 - 09:03 PM

today..for one day only....i HATE fruit machines..especially ACE ONES...

(cos i cant sort the pissin thing out)
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if i had HALF of the HALF a brain ive got...i,d be EXTREMELY DANGEROUS...
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Posted 29 July 2009 - 09:14 PM

fruit machiens are the worst invention ever

(empire machines that is)

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 09:16 PM

today..for one day only....i HATE fruit machines..especially ACE ONES...

(cos i cant sort the pissin thing out)
:mad::mad::mad:


Did you put your back out getting it up the stairs too?:yes:

Remember in Booths ages ago the manageress, who I didn't like, screwed up the nudge on Silver Ghost whilst helping a coffin dodger - and it was for the JP. "I'll get you £3 from the till love"

For those who have never seen Silver Ghost - it was the original Bar-X. 1 nudge and 2 winning combos. Laugh I fookin cried. You had to be there.

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 09:25 PM

I was playing a red,white and blue once... The £25 jp had been out about a week back then... put over a ton in it taking nothin and waiting for the red feature... And when i finally got it the owner said to me this is gonna go massive!!!! IT CRASHED!!!! he said oh dear and gave me £25..... That day i hated fruity's!!!!

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 09:31 PM

lol i hate it when people go skint when im next to them (teenagers) and go get the attendents saying it swallowed a quid angry then i tell them it didnt they went skint so he doesnt turn it off then i play it

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 09:33 PM

Did you put your back out getting it up the stairs too?

bj


ROFL....no m8...got my two sons 17 and 19..they came round with 2 mates...i played the foreman...ten flights or so stairs later and a long passageway...it was done..then i opened up the bottom of the machine and found TWO QUID

so i said to the four of em..there ya go lads..and cheers..:biglaugh:..(they were well fooked)
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Posted 29 July 2009 - 09:37 PM

lol wish i had some tic tac men :D

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 09:43 PM

I was playing a red,white and blue once... The £25 jp had been out about a week back then... put over a ton in it taking nothin and waiting for the red feature... And when i finally got it the owner said to me this is gonna go massive!!!! IT CRASHED!!!! he said oh dear and gave me £25..... That day i hated fruity's!!!!

i no the maximum on the 5pound jackpot on a red board is 21 (without it set to hold boards) id say the max for a 25pound jackpot red board would be about 75

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 10:08 PM

i no the maximum on the 5pound jackpot on a red board is 21 (without it set to hold boards) id say the max for a 25pound jackpot red board would be about 75



The most i have seen is £225 on a red roll it was £75 a roll it held 3 times & the most on a £5 jp is £100 held 4 times went £29, £29, £21, £21 this was years ago now it goes like a pile of $hit u get 1 £29 roll thats it or a £5 1 b4 if your lucky!!

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 10:12 PM

The most i have seen is £225 on a red roll it was £75 a roll it held 3 times & the most on a £5 jp is £100 held 4 times went £29, £29, £21, £21 this was years ago now it goes like a pile of $hit u get 1 £29 roll thats it or a £5 1 b4 if your lucky!!


Sorry im goin on about the Big Top £5 version not Red White Blue, the most i have seen on £5 RWB red roll is £52. :wacko:

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 12:21 AM

I once had a 1 on the Hi-Lo and was advised to go higher. And it worked.


good job you had help stum that would have stumped me i would have collected, its a wonder they dont have a 0 and negative numbers on it so you go higher than a 1 ir gives you a 0 lol
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Posted 30 July 2009 - 12:56 AM

jesus you guys pick the best of threads

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 02:52 AM

I hate it when I get a "skill continue" on a bonus. I'm useless at them and unless it can be slowed down with cancel i'll lose 90% of the time.




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