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[cardie]

shit heads lol

you cannot have a shit in peace lol

that deserves a round of appluse

[RB]

My Brother in law lives in southampton and trains airport staff with how to deal with seagulls on the runway...he runs a gun shop.

They either use high powered air rifles or for the stubborn ones something a little "Heavier", can't have birds n seagulls clogging your Jet engines.

They also use the imitation hawk and kites tied to aluminium poles and reflective flashman but some birds just dont get the message..time to put a cap in their ass.

[bagmeist]

Re Bloody seagulls.
Recently we went down to Paignton in Devon.The place is rife with seagulls. We were in the high street one day when a man just walking along minding his own business eating a sandwich was attacked by a greedy seagull, swooping down nicking his sandwich. It was so funny! The man didnt see the funny side!

[voodoomau5]

Re Bloody seagulls.
Recently we went down to Paignton in Devon.The place is rife with seagulls. We were in the high street one day when a man just walking along minding his own business eating a sandwich was attacked by a greedy seagull, swooping down nicking his sandwich. It was so funny! The man didnt see the funny side!

I live 6 miles from paignton and reguarly go there as its the only decent place for a gamble and there are loads of the f***ers around. One day I saw a man eating a pasty, 2 of the bastards swooped down and one started full on attacking him while the other swiped the pasty from his hand. He sounded French and his face was a picture lol.

[CrAzYbAr]

Groan you get em here as well...Luckily not as bad as your Full attacking, Pasty Snatching, Fish pilfering bastards up thre, but noisy as hell and theres no beach!
I think they must hover around Paignton for food, then after a decent fill they will travel up north to Kingston to shit on you

[VampUK]

I love how the poor seagulls get demonised. We stole their homes so of course they're gonna move into towns etc.

[aaamusements]

We are miles form the sea and there are thousands of the little bastards, and there not the small ones like in grimsby they are massive.

You probably have "landfill pigeons".
They literally live off rubbish dumps and other waste food.

[lincs1]

these feckers need shooting, any1 got a BB gun? pmsl

[aaamusements]

these feckers need shooting, any1 got a BB gun? pmsl

Several, but the air rifle is more effective!

[stanmarsh14]

Several, but the air rifle is more effective!

.... or me mates shotgun he uses on the farm when the local Wood Pigeon poplus descend on his small holding..... makes a nice mess too

[Bandits]

When i was a child a seagul swopped down and grabbed my pasty and a friend of mine recently was out walking along the sea front eating fish and chips with his mate and a gul swopped down and nicked his fish before he could even sniff his fish let alone eat it..lol

I know they are a menace sometimes but man is also a bigger menace to other species and they are only surviveing and lets face it man has fished the sea's almost dry of fish and guls where here before we were just lucky for us we are at the top of the food chain!

[ady]

Just goes to show you can't trust any type of bird.

just lucky for us we are at the top of the food chain!

You read the WHOLE thread lol........

[aaamusements]

Someone I know who used to live at Southend was telling me that you could throw a chip up in the air on the pier and it would not hit the ground - a gull would swoop and snatch it out the air!
Some bright spark discovered that you could hollow out the chip and fill it with a substance that, once inside the gull, would react and make them explode!
No idea if it is true or not.

[TurboZed]

just lucky for us we are at the top of the food chain!

More like bottom of the pooh chain! Ever been hit by seagull shit? its messy I tell ya!

[Bandits]

Someone I know who used to live at Southend was telling me that you could throw a chip up in the air on the pier and it would not hit the ground - a gull would swoop and snatch it out the air!
Some bright spark discovered that you could hollow out the chip and fill it with a substance that, once inside the gull, would react and make them explode!
No idea if it is true or not.

Yes its true they use bicarbonate soda makes them explode.

[Bandits]

More like bottom of the pooh chain! Ever been hit by seagull shit? its messy I tell ya!

Yes i have and its messy i see your point but we are filling up the sea with our crap!....lol

[RUFUSTFIREFLY]

The best way to sort these bastards out is get some bread lighly watered with bicarbonate of soda added to it. Once the seagull devours the bread and bicarb wait for the reaction in its gut then watch it explode.

Tried, tested and effective. :devil:

edit : Hmm, I didn't read the whole thread and I see that the Bicarbonate of soda idea has been posted.

[VampUK]

The best way to sort these bastards out is get some bread lighly watered with bicarbonate of soda added to it. Once the seagull devours the bread and bicarb wait for the reaction in its gut then watch it explode.

Tried, tested and effective. :devil:

edit : Hmm, I didn't read the whole thread and I see that the Bicarbonate of soda idea has been posted.

If you've done this personally you are a total c*** and need reporting for animal cruelty.

[andymagic10]

Bet tat dont work m8!! they should be left to the experts to deal wiv lol and yes i have had an encounter wiv them bloody thins!! shit everywhere! basta*ds! and they just stare at u in the high street looking 4 a target lol