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Zoltar
Not exactly barbeque weather. Things are never that easy. Hmmm. What do I need??????
Just need some sun.........
Some booze......
Some meat to burn........
My fiance to keep me company.......
And maybe Abi to cheer up and get her arse to the barbeque later........
Apr 09 2011 01:09 PM
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Zoltar
Wow! Thanks everyone for all the birthday wishes. Had a great day out and about in the car. Did 140+ miles though. Mkt Weighton, Driffield, Brid, Hornsea, Withernsea and Easington. And other stops between. Not the most romantic birthday likes but a nice mellow relaxing day with my Kerry. :>)
Mar 31 2011 07:26 AM
Zoltar
I love cheese but find it hard to believe that it comes from a cows titty........
Mar 19 2011 12:51 PM
Zoltar
What type of potato product do you like best?
Do tell...........................
Mar 13 2011 05:08 PM
Zoltar
In the style of the Robert Palmer song....... 'Might As Well Face It I'm Addicted To PIES!!!!'
Mar 12 2011 01:32 AM
Zoltar
I love to work. I get sooo much pride and a sense of wellbeing knowing my taxes are helping the needy in society by allowing them to come here from foreign countries and get free accommodation, food, money and healthcare.
Feb 20 2011 09:30 PM
Zoltar
Old Chinese proverb.....
''Man who walks sideways through airport is going to Bangkok...........''
Feb 10 2011 10:40 PM
Zoltar
Todays Math equation represents a normal Thursday evening in my house. Here is the formula:-
(70cl Whiskey + (200ml Cola x 10) + Crap Telly) = (Slurred Speech + Loss of Consciousness + (Projectile Vomiting x 7))
Feb 10 2011 07:37 PM
Zoltar
I've just curled one off thats soooo bad that it would make Gillian McKeith vomit. I now know where the fine line is between solid and liquid..........
Feb 10 2011 10:25 AM
Zoltar
How come, multi-billion pound cosmetic companies launch a new product and say that '87% of women on earth say their product makes them look younger' or something down those lines, and in the small print at the end of the ad, they says their survey was taken from 62 women..................?
Jan 23 2011 11:00 PM
