Community Status Updates

Zoltar
Sooo.... Whats supposed to happen in the 'midnight hour'? Billy Idol certainly got it wrong with his 'cries more more more.....' cos It's deadly quiet here.........


Zoltar
Iron Man........ Superhero movie, or geordie domestic implement for smoothing trousers......?


Zoltar
Notice how quiet the internet is with no Abi....
Lap it up people while it lasts...... lol


Zoltar
Surely there's more to Facebook than posting each time you have a dump, scratch your arse, sneeze, sleep or go to pizza shop........
How bizarely sad....


Zoltar
Thursday evening, 11 miles from home after working in York all day and I get a callout back in York. Bugger!


Zoltar
Life is like a solitary pubic hair on the inner rim of a toilet. Sooner or later, you're gonna get pissed off.............


Zoltar
Not long now to 2 long weekends. 1 being Easter, the other for some weird wedding thingy. I ain't complaining mind.


Zoltar
Barbeque went well. no one got the squits and the vodka is all but deceased.
Only used half the meat so looks like there's another barbeque tomorrow. Anyone wanna try my meat? lol
