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Zoltar

Michael Jackson dead? When? What have I missed?????
Jun 18 2011 09:53 PM
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Zoltar

Is it just me, or does the 'Whaaan Sheeet does Plenty' dude from the telly look like Nicholas Cage????
Jun 17 2011 08:22 PM
  • yep lol, just a bit fatter haha!!
    Jun 18 2011 01:31 AM
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Zoltar

Am I racist if I hate all types of competitive running?
Jun 16 2011 10:27 PM
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    no, just lazy and dont like sport.
    Jun 17 2011 09:12 AM
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Zoltar

Luckily, I got through today without soiling myself.....
Jun 16 2011 07:24 PM
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I got kicked out of the brothel. I went for a job but was thrown out when I asked if they had a small opening for me.......
Jun 15 2011 09:28 PM
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Saturday nights ain't the same without some Simon Cowell circus forcing a pound out of our pockets to text vote an act in a show where the winner was decided before the first show in the series was even aired......
Jun 11 2011 10:06 PM
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Zoltar

being all alone with my fiancee is the life. goodbye every1.
Jun 10 2011 08:51 PM
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Zoltar

It's wetter than an otters pocket.
Jun 10 2011 05:48 PM
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Zoltar

Mmmm. Chicken breast bites for my dinner from the deli counter Tesco style.
Jun 10 2011 02:45 PM
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Zoltar

Show me the camel toe.....
Jun 09 2011 07:31 PM
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Zoltar

'FLANGE' One of the nicer words in the dictionary............
Jun 07 2011 07:24 PM
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Zoltar

For the first time in years, I've had a week off, and have returned to work refreshed and ready to go. I always end up returning to work in worse shape than when I broke off...........
Jun 06 2011 09:18 PM
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Zoltar

Food, drink, and good friends. Thats what life is about eh.....
Jun 01 2011 01:17 AM
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I likes vuloptuous bosoms.... Especially mine................
May 24 2011 05:23 PM
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Zoltar

Morrison. It's where the elderly congregate to wreak vengeance on the younger generation by going ultra slow, and reek of cabbage.
May 24 2011 02:21 PM