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Zoltar
Is it just me, or does the 'Whaaan Sheeet does Plenty' dude from the telly look like Nicholas Cage????

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Jun 18 2011 01:31 AM

Zoltar
I got kicked out of the brothel. I went for a job but was thrown out when I asked if they had a small opening for me.......


Zoltar
Saturday nights ain't the same without some Simon Cowell circus forcing a pound out of our pockets to text vote an act in a show where the winner was decided before the first show in the series was even aired......


Zoltar
Mmmm. Chicken breast bites for my dinner from the deli counter Tesco style.


Zoltar
For the first time in years, I've had a week off, and have returned to work refreshed and ready to go. I always end up returning to work in worse shape than when I broke off...........


Zoltar
Morrison. It's where the elderly congregate to wreak vengeance on the younger generation by going ultra slow, and reek of cabbage.
