A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She
lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
"What troubles you, Sister?" asked the Mother Superior.. "I thought this
was the day you spent with your family."
"It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with my brother. We
try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer
before I devoted my life to Christ."
"I seem to recall that," the Mother Superior agreed. "So I take it your day
of recreation was not relaxing?"
"Far from it," snorted the Sister. "In fact, I even took the Lord's name in
vain today!"
"Goodness, Sister!" gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. "You must tell
me all about it!"
"Well, we were on the fifth tee...and this hole is a monster, Mother - 540
yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg left and a hidden green...and I hit the
drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made.
And it's flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted...and it
hits a bird in mid-flight !"
"Oh my!" commiserated the Mother. "How unfortunate! But surely that didn't
make you blaspheme, Sister!"
"No, that wasn't it," admitted Sister. "While I was still trying to fathom
what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and
runs off down the fairway!"
"Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!" sympathized the Mother..
"But I didn't, Mother!" sobbed the Sister. "And I was so proud of myself!
And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk
swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball
still clutched in his paws!"
"So that's when you cursed," said the Mother with a knowing smile.
"Nope, that wasn't it either," cried the Sister, anguished, "because as the
hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the
hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his
paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!"
Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest,
fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said...
"You missed the f*****g putt, didn't you?"
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#199661 Old joke (it made me giggle)
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#145038 Old joke (it made me giggle)
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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'
'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'
'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?'
'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' ' Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'
'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'
'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'
'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.
'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'
'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.
'Oh, my word!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'
'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.
'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look'
'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?'
'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.'
'Tripod?' 'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'
Mrs. Smith Fainted!!
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'
'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'
'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?'
'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' ' Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'
'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'
'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'
'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.
'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'
'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.
'Oh, my word!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'
'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.
'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look'
'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?'
'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.'
'Tripod?' 'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'
Mrs. Smith Fainted!!
#187660 Old joke (it made me giggle)
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During a recent password audit, our I.T department discovered an employee was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyParis
When they were asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyParis
When they were asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
#199662 Old joke (it made me giggle)
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A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle
lying in the street.
Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the
Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish; anything you want."
The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila."
Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so
make me pee tequila."
The Genie grants him his wish.
When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and
pees in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila.
Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takes a taste
and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.
The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"
She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass
out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is
tequila.
Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best
tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night.
The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to
get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two
glasses. The result is the same. The tequila is excellent and the
couple drinks until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells his
wife, "Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink
Tequila."
His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.
The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife
asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"
Pancho raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, Mi Senorita, you
drink from the bottle."
lying in the street.
Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the
Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish; anything you want."
The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila."
Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so
make me pee tequila."
The Genie grants him his wish.
When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and
pees in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila.
Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takes a taste
and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.
The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"
She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass
out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is
tequila.
Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best
tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night.
The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to
get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two
glasses. The result is the same. The tequila is excellent and the
couple drinks until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells his
wife, "Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink
Tequila."
His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.
The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife
asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"
Pancho raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, Mi Senorita, you
drink from the bottle."
#113736 Old joke (it made me giggle)
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
A question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same
stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know sh**?"
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
A question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same
stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know sh**?"
#105419 Old joke (it made me giggle)
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on 11 January 2008 - 01:56 PM
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Jan 4
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A man goes over to his blonde colleague and says, "Would you like to buy a raffle ticket? Janice in the warehouse died suddenly last week. It's for her husband and kids."
"No thanks," the blonde replies.
"I already have a husband and kids of my own."
thease r all shite
Chill out! This one made me spit my tea all over the place.
#218196 Old joke (it made me giggle)
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Shamelessly copied from another website:
London Olympics 2012
London (Stratford) will be hosting the Olympic Games in 2012.
You may not know is that many of the famous events, which go to make up this spectacular event, are to be especially altered for 2012. A copy of these changes has been leaked, and is reproduced below:
OPENING CEREMONY
The flame will be ignited by a petrol bomb thrown by a native of the area in the traditional dress of balaclava and shell suit. The flame will be contained in a large overturned police van situated on the roof of the stadium.
THE EVENTS
In previous Olympic Games, East London's competitors have lnot been particularly successful. In order to redress the balance, some of the events have been altered slightly to the advantage of local athletes.
100 METRES SPRINT
Competitors will have to hold a DVD player and microwave oven (one in each arm) and on the sound of the starting pistol, a police dog will be released from a cage 10 yards behind the athletes.
110 METRES HURDLES
As above but with added obstacles (I.e. Car bonnets, hedges, garden fences, walls etc)
HAMMER
Competitors in this event may choose the type of hammer they wish to use (claw, sledge etc) the winner will be the one who can cause the most physical damage within three attempts.
FENCING
Entrants will be asked to dispose of as many stolen goods as possible in 5 minutes.
SHOOTING
A strong challenge is expected from local men in this event. The first target will be a moving police van. In the second round, competitors will aim at a post office clerk, bank teller or Securicor-style wages deliveryman. The traditional .22 rifle has been replaced in this event by a choice of either a Browning automatic handgun or sawn-off 12-bore shotgun.
BOXING
Entry to the boxing will be restricted to husband and wife teams, and will take place on a Friday night. The husband will be given 15 pints of lager while the wife will be told not to make him any tea when he gets home. The bout will then commence.
CYCLING TIME TRIALS
Competitors will be asked to break into the University bike shed and take an expensive mountain bike owned by some mummy's boy on his first trip away from home. All against the clock.
CYCLING PURSUIT
As above, but the bike will be owned by a visiting member of the Australian rugby team, who will witness the theft.
MODERN PENTATHLON
Amended to include mugging, breaking and entering, flashing, joyriding and arson.
SWIMMING EVENTS
All waterways are currently being tested for toxicity levels, once one is found that can support human life, swimming events will be organised, please note that the Synchronised Swimming event for this year will comprise of dropping acid and watching all the funky ripples on the pool, the specific musical support to this event will be provided by "The Verve."
THE MARATHON
A safe route has yet to be decided.
MEN'S 50KM WALK
Unfortunately this will have to be cancelled as the police cannot guarantee the safety of anyone walking the streets of East London, especially anyone that appears to be... Mincing
THE CLOSING CEREMONY
Entertainment will include formation rave dancing by members of the Stratford Health in the Community anti-drug campaigners, synchronised rock throwing, and music by the Ilford community choir. The flame will be extinguished by police riot water cannon following the inevitable pitch invasion by confused West Ham organised hooliganism club. The stadium itself will then be boarded up before the local athletes break into it and remove all the copper piping and the central heating
London Olympics 2012
London (Stratford) will be hosting the Olympic Games in 2012.
You may not know is that many of the famous events, which go to make up this spectacular event, are to be especially altered for 2012. A copy of these changes has been leaked, and is reproduced below:
OPENING CEREMONY
The flame will be ignited by a petrol bomb thrown by a native of the area in the traditional dress of balaclava and shell suit. The flame will be contained in a large overturned police van situated on the roof of the stadium.
THE EVENTS
In previous Olympic Games, East London's competitors have lnot been particularly successful. In order to redress the balance, some of the events have been altered slightly to the advantage of local athletes.
100 METRES SPRINT
Competitors will have to hold a DVD player and microwave oven (one in each arm) and on the sound of the starting pistol, a police dog will be released from a cage 10 yards behind the athletes.
110 METRES HURDLES
As above but with added obstacles (I.e. Car bonnets, hedges, garden fences, walls etc)
HAMMER
Competitors in this event may choose the type of hammer they wish to use (claw, sledge etc) the winner will be the one who can cause the most physical damage within three attempts.
FENCING
Entrants will be asked to dispose of as many stolen goods as possible in 5 minutes.
SHOOTING
A strong challenge is expected from local men in this event. The first target will be a moving police van. In the second round, competitors will aim at a post office clerk, bank teller or Securicor-style wages deliveryman. The traditional .22 rifle has been replaced in this event by a choice of either a Browning automatic handgun or sawn-off 12-bore shotgun.
BOXING
Entry to the boxing will be restricted to husband and wife teams, and will take place on a Friday night. The husband will be given 15 pints of lager while the wife will be told not to make him any tea when he gets home. The bout will then commence.
CYCLING TIME TRIALS
Competitors will be asked to break into the University bike shed and take an expensive mountain bike owned by some mummy's boy on his first trip away from home. All against the clock.
CYCLING PURSUIT
As above, but the bike will be owned by a visiting member of the Australian rugby team, who will witness the theft.
MODERN PENTATHLON
Amended to include mugging, breaking and entering, flashing, joyriding and arson.
SWIMMING EVENTS
All waterways are currently being tested for toxicity levels, once one is found that can support human life, swimming events will be organised, please note that the Synchronised Swimming event for this year will comprise of dropping acid and watching all the funky ripples on the pool, the specific musical support to this event will be provided by "The Verve."
THE MARATHON
A safe route has yet to be decided.
MEN'S 50KM WALK
Unfortunately this will have to be cancelled as the police cannot guarantee the safety of anyone walking the streets of East London, especially anyone that appears to be... Mincing
THE CLOSING CEREMONY
Entertainment will include formation rave dancing by members of the Stratford Health in the Community anti-drug campaigners, synchronised rock throwing, and music by the Ilford community choir. The flame will be extinguished by police riot water cannon following the inevitable pitch invasion by confused West Ham organised hooliganism club. The stadium itself will then be boarded up before the local athletes break into it and remove all the copper piping and the central heating
#162251 Fruit Machines from Australia (Aristocrat MKVI)
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on 13 April 2009 - 05:40 AM
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Look in the repro, link on the left <----
#116696 Fruit Machines from Australia (Aristocrat MKVI)
Posted by
on 11 May 2008 - 06:49 AM
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You can download them from (REMOVED). Go to the Top 10 downloads page and they're at the top.
#88668 Introduce yourself
Posted by
on 09 July 2007 - 06:36 AM
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Hi people,
Im Sean from London,
Great site, fair play to veryone that put in alot of work.
I have a question i have looked everywhere sorry.
On the Casino crazy emu how do I set the jackpots to £250 and not £200 please? I've been looking on here for hours and cant find anything.
Keep up the good work, and thanks in advance to any replies.
Sean
I think I posted this on the release thread (which was a few years ago!) I'll see if I can find it for you.
#199069 Introduce yourself
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on 27 August 2010 - 12:09 PM
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I came across a site called Dads FME Forumswhich is meant to have a database of emulated machines. I registered to join and received an email saying I'd have to wait for approval of my application before I could view...Still waiting unfortunately.
DAD is a moderator on this site too so hopefully he'll see your post and approve your membership.
#199070 Introduce yourself
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on 27 August 2010 - 12:12 PM
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A. Refresh my memory as to machines of yore, and B. Tell me if they've been emulated (and what to play them on, where to obtain DXs and sssshhhhh.....Romeo Oscar Mike Sierras....
There are about 2,000 machines and ROMs on this site in the downloads.
#116571 Introduce yourself
Posted by
on 09 May 2008 - 08:51 PM
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Any Topic Chat
Hi this is just to re intruduce myself,
I have been a member for nearly 2 years and always felt it difficultto post not just on thi site but on other sites too.This is due to lack of confidence,and other medical conditions,IE....depression, and alchol abuse.
I have always browsed the site and downloaded a lot of stuff for personal use to keep my mind occupied so a very big Thankyou to all the people involved in making the fruities i hope you will keep it up they are very enjoyable.
So basically i just wanted to say hello again and hopefully i will be able to contribute a bit more this time.
Thank you again for a wonderful site.
Fred the red aka ian
Welcome Ian it looks like you're doing quite well in the new casino.
Don't feel you can't post, just post anything, you want to see some of the pish the guys post in the 'Any Topic' forum geez...
#180916 NOVOMATIC games for pc finally original one!!!
Posted by
on 11 October 2009 - 04:43 PM
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sloter, the website you say you bought these from is quite obviously owned by you and your'e just trying to advertise it.
Link to site remove.
Link to site remove.
#156479 Shows yours.
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on 08 March 2009 - 09:02 AM
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Simple star screen for me. Still running Mac OSX and using Parallels to run some Windows apps seamlessly - it's like running two operating systems at the same time in the same screen.
I'm going to put Windows 7 on another virtual machine later on to see what all the fuss is about.
Oh and just jackpotted that Hi Lo Climber on the gamble and then it let me climb to the top on the next feature entry.
I'm going to put Windows 7 on another virtual machine later on to see what all the fuss is about.
Oh and just jackpotted that Hi Lo Climber on the gamble and then it let me climb to the top on the next feature entry.
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#108992 Shows yours.
Posted by
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Go on then, I've always considered a Mac.
Why did you go for one, and what would you say it does better than a normal Windows PC?
I think the main thing that puts me off getting one is that mum has loads of Popcap / Gamehouse games she's accumulated, and I assume these won't run on a Mac OS?
It's not simply a matter of what a Mac does better it's more of a case of what can a Mac do better for me.
1) The latest OS X is more stable than any version of Windows I've ever seen. You can truly multi-task between a number of apps and not have the fear that your PC is going to suddenly locked before you've saved your work.
2) Working with large image/video files is a dream and doesn't slow the computer to a crawl with masses of disk thrashing. At last I can put my home videos onto DVD with ease using iDVD.
3) Time Machine is just cool and backs up a compressed image of your Macs important files every hour, week and month onto an external disk. I've got one connected via Firewire 800 and barely notice the backups happening apart from the 'clicking' of the drive.
4) The ability to download and then immediately run an application without installing anything, ie, no DLLs.
5) They look cool! I've got the iMac Extreme Dual 2.8 with 2Gb of RAM and 500Gb Hard Drive. It comes with a 24" screen running at 1900 x 1200 and looks the dogs bollocks.
6) Visually it's pretty stunning too from the clarity of text to the opening and closing of a window. Front Row, which I assume is the equivalent of Media Center, is excellent.
I'm considering running boot camp so I can have Vista on another partition, but the 'f***em' side of me is saying why bother. I've pretty much found every application I need for OS X (with the exception of FME obviously). There's even Messenger for Mac and MS Office for compatibility with work.
I think it's a case of horses for courses and the Mac appears to be my Goodwood. I'm still open minded however realising I've only had it for 3 days. One thing I would warn prospective Mac owners about is the steep learning curve. Operating a Mac is very different to a PC
#108957 Shows yours.
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Here's my new desktop and mightily happy with it am I too.
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#148856 50 Lions
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on 29 January 2009 - 01:24 PM
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#87964 ** PARTY SIM ** £35 JP 50p Play 90%
Posted by
on 03 July 2007 - 06:21 AM
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just got a £135 streak off the top feature after being down approx £215.
i've got a screenshot but this site doesn't like my .bmp file. says its an invalid image file ??? admin, any ideas? it is within the 500 kb limit, just.
Just save it as a jpeg or gif, then upload it. BMP files eat up the bandwidth.
#262176 Project Amber News
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on 21 December 2013 - 01:23 PM
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Attachment deleted as it didn't upload to the server properly.
Can you re-post it please guitar.
#231445 Project Amber - The Release Thread. (At Long Last)
Posted by
on 13 April 2012 - 08:15 PM
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Project Amber
Admins, can we get a Project Amber layouts section in the downloads please. And can we please change the name of this forum from FMEF to Project Amber. FMEF is dead.
No problem, I'll get it sorted in a min.
Uploads to the Project Amber category will automatically create a release thread.
#232199 Project Amber - The Release Thread. (At Long Last)
Posted by
on 22 April 2012 - 09:30 AM
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Project Amber
oone thing i forgot to as it asks for user name and password do we register or use the name and password we have from here at all please
Just tick 'Offline' at the moment, no need for a username and password.
#94635 The self pic thread!
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on 05 September 2007 - 07:16 PM
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Here's a recent picture of me with the sproglets
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#231959 Project Amber - The Installation Issues Thread
Posted by
on 17 April 2012 - 09:33 PM
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Project Amber
Plays OK on a Mac through Parallels 
No problems with the install or running Blues Boys.
No problems with the install or running Blues Boys.
#159648 fruitworkz
Posted by
on 27 March 2009 - 07:58 PM
in
Dumped in The Abyss
Not the case at all. Andy could never wind me up he is not clever enough sorry. So are you calling Andy a liar?
Well he says you are doing it for him. So it is either you or one of your staff. I would check that out if I were you.
Why are you so keen for me to label Andy a liar? Is that the opportunity for you to post some supposed chat logs of me passing IP addresses to Andy? I thought there was some kind of killer evidence but I haven't seen any yet.
I would be confident it's none of the mods either, hardly the best of friends with Andy are they!
