(03 April 2011 - 08:41 AM)i usually find if you fold a beer mat and stick it under one leg is enough to fix a table
(29 March 2011 - 04:10 PM)it even made the noise!
(29 March 2011 - 04:08 PM)i just had a piss and it looked like darth vaders light sabre...is it meant to..
(29 March 2011 - 10:11 AM)ewww they taste like poop
(29 March 2011 - 09:24 AM)and all he says all day is "awww how do ya feel?" lol
(26 March 2011 - 09:05 PM)lol, this is funny as f***
(25 March 2011 - 06:46 PM)oh gawd is cry baby bunting (aka swiftkidd) back...
(24 March 2011 - 07:22 PM)im sure i remember a machine with the cards hi-lo but i cant remember its name either, think you had to get 3 chips in view to start feature or something
(23 March 2011 - 05:26 PM)dont spend it all at once todd
(23 March 2011 - 10:55 AM)what you on about
(23 March 2011 - 10:12 AM)actually its for doing S4 classics only
(23 March 2011 - 10:11 AM)i think there is a tutorial about doing layouts
(22 March 2011 - 03:18 PM)wait till your bollocks drop then in a couple of years you can go to nobles and blow your dole money
(22 March 2011 - 03:18 PM)i bet you are...round here we are grateful for what we get, we dont cry like a pussy if there is something we cant have
(22 March 2011 - 03:15 PM)is he still yapping on about downloads ffs
(22 March 2011 - 01:55 PM)hahaha spit your dummy out why dont you
(19 March 2011 - 07:38 AM)that severn bore is amazing, seen them surfing it on tv for about 10 miles lol
(06 March 2011 - 09:44 PM)my mate at work is well into astronomy
(04 March 2011 - 09:56 AM)lol....i knew somebody would say the banker in the next sentence thread
(02 March 2011 - 09:16 PM)dirty game then?
(02 March 2011 - 09:16 PM)oh dear
(02 March 2011 - 09:15 PM)and it isnt already?
(02 March 2011 - 09:11 PM)rangers and celtic should be in premier league, shame no one will allow it
(01 March 2011 - 06:02 PM)i could tell you all about my dell XPS 420 if you like todd
(01 March 2011 - 10:02 AM)yeah petulant little shit
(25 February 2011 - 03:19 PM)cheeky bastard....i would have kicked his door in and smashed his set top box
(22 February 2011 - 02:31 PM)prices are dropping on them too
(22 February 2011 - 02:30 PM)i use a Nvidia 8800 GT, runs games like cod MW2 etc no probs
(21 February 2011 - 01:46 PM)have you sussed it vectra?
(21 February 2011 - 09:15 AM)one mans junk is another mans treasure lol
(13 February 2011 - 05:06 PM)says i dont have permission to view arcade
(10 February 2011 - 06:25 PM)stop fishing for birthday presents bj
(07 February 2011 - 03:16 PM)rh please stop sending me private messages asking for man love, i told you im not into it!!
(06 February 2011 - 10:01 PM)yeah its pretty good
(06 February 2011 - 09:44 PM)anyone watching the new hawaii five-0 on sky atlantic?
(06 February 2011 - 02:46 PM)more goddam spam
(05 February 2011 - 04:44 PM)yeah, i had to stop myself turning queer and having a look lol
(05 February 2011 - 04:42 PM)wonder if they should stop new registrations for a while?
(05 February 2011 - 04:08 PM)oh my lord...we need to sort out the spammers
(01 February 2011 - 09:33 AM)Atlantic HD launches tonight at 8pm.....why cant they have it in standard def for those of us who aint got hd tv's
(01 February 2011 - 08:59 AM)either that or just piss us all off so we have to try to remember favourite channel numbers again
(01 February 2011 - 08:58 AM)i bet its to try to attract new customers...with an "exciting and new channel line up"
(01 February 2011 - 08:55 AM)FX has moved to 124....i know cos i watch burn notice on sundays
(01 February 2011 - 08:54 AM)lol
(01 February 2011 - 08:53 AM)no sign of sky atlantic
(01 February 2011 - 08:53 AM)oh right, well they have moved it to sky 3's place
(01 February 2011 - 08:51 AM)there is a channel called Universal on 113, dont remember seeing that one
(01 February 2011 - 08:50 AM)Comedy central has moved to 112 with MTV replacing it at 126
(01 February 2011 - 08:49 AM)surely they could think of some better names for channels
(01 February 2011 - 08:49 AM)Sky 3 is now Sky living
(01 February 2011 - 08:47 AM)channel 1 on sky is now Sky Living it
(08 January 2011 - 02:30 PM)well the paint drying world championships is on sky sports 4 right now robin
(02 January 2011 - 10:46 PM)no
(08 December 2010 - 09:35 PM)and yeah plenty of fluids
(08 December 2010 - 09:34 PM)im just getting over flu myself, day/night nurse capsules are good, i was aching all over till i started taking them
(01 December 2010 - 05:37 PM)everyone will be trying to think up a fruitie joke now
(01 December 2010 - 05:30 PM)hahaha brilliant
(26 November 2010 - 06:08 PM)seen even lol
(26 November 2010 - 06:08 PM)no but i've seem a week next tuesday
(25 November 2010 - 08:08 PM)you keep getting that wlm flash screen robin?
(16 November 2010 - 05:11 PM)royal fekkin family.....god save the queen? how about god save the poor, the ill, the needy eh?
(14 November 2010 - 05:41 PM)Nice to see chelsea get a dicking at home
(13 November 2010 - 10:25 PM)harrison was his usual terrible self
(04 November 2010 - 09:46 PM)since the update on messenger my IM'S have been delayed by about 10 seconds or so
(04 November 2010 - 05:34 PM)boom boom tshhhhhhh
(29 October 2010 - 06:29 PM)i saw that this morning todd, its a bit freaky to say the least
(28 October 2010 - 07:14 PM)only when ploggy has got it gagging for it jon!
(28 October 2010 - 04:59 PM)i know there is a lot of techies over there
(28 October 2010 - 04:59 PM)you might do better over at www.fruitemu.com bob
(10 October 2010 - 01:01 AM)i got up to watch it
(22 August 2010 - 07:16 AM)im more of an atari 2600 man myself
(18 August 2010 - 12:43 PM)They should call a fruit machine Quiche repeater, cos its always repeating on me, especially cheese and onion!
(17 August 2010 - 11:54 AM)oh actually i didnt realise it was CLUB cops....i wouldnt know then, i dont play club machines
(17 August 2010 - 11:53 AM)dont hold and just press start like you do with 99% of machines
(14 August 2010 - 01:33 PM)thank god the new footie season is here!
(04 August 2010 - 02:45 PM)just type vob to avi or whatever into google, you'll get loads of freeware to choose from
(30 July 2010 - 07:34 AM)so do i get a free pint??