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Shooer magooer

Member Since 29 Jun 2004
Offline Last Active Feb 13 2021 08:10 PM
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Fruit-Emu Shoutbox 92 Shouts

(03 April 2011 - 08:41 AM) i usually find if you fold a beer mat and stick it under one leg is enough to fix a table :p
(29 March 2011 - 04:10 PM) it even made the noise!
(29 March 2011 - 04:08 PM) i just had a piss and it looked like darth vaders light sabre...is it meant to..
(29 March 2011 - 10:11 AM) ewww they taste like poop
(29 March 2011 - 09:24 AM) and all he says all day is "awww how do ya feel?" lol
(26 March 2011 - 09:05 PM) lol, this is funny as f***
(25 March 2011 - 06:46 PM) oh gawd is cry baby bunting (aka swiftkidd) back...
(24 March 2011 - 07:22 PM) im sure i remember a machine with the cards hi-lo but i cant remember its name either, think you had to get 3 chips in view to start feature or something
(23 March 2011 - 05:26 PM) dont spend it all at once todd
(23 March 2011 - 10:55 AM) what you on about
(23 March 2011 - 10:12 AM) actually its for doing S4 classics only
(23 March 2011 - 10:11 AM) i think there is a tutorial about doing layouts
(22 March 2011 - 03:18 PM) wait till your bollocks drop then in a couple of years you can go to nobles and blow your dole money
(22 March 2011 - 03:18 PM) i bet you are...round here we are grateful for what we get, we dont cry like a pussy if there is something we cant have
(22 March 2011 - 03:15 PM) is he still yapping on about downloads ffs
(22 March 2011 - 01:55 PM) hahaha spit your dummy out why dont you
(19 March 2011 - 07:38 AM) that severn bore is amazing, seen them surfing it on tv for about 10 miles lol
(06 March 2011 - 09:44 PM) my mate at work is well into astronomy
(04 March 2011 - 09:56 AM) lol....i knew somebody would say the banker in the next sentence thread
(02 March 2011 - 09:16 PM) dirty game then?
(02 March 2011 - 09:16 PM) oh dear
(02 March 2011 - 09:15 PM) and it isnt already?
(02 March 2011 - 09:11 PM) rangers and celtic should be in premier league, shame no one will allow it
(01 March 2011 - 06:02 PM) i could tell you all about my dell XPS 420 if you like todd :p
(01 March 2011 - 10:02 AM) yeah petulant little shit
(25 February 2011 - 03:19 PM) cheeky bastard....i would have kicked his door in and smashed his set top box
(22 February 2011 - 02:31 PM) prices are dropping on them too
(22 February 2011 - 02:30 PM) i use a Nvidia 8800 GT, runs games like cod MW2 etc no probs
(21 February 2011 - 01:46 PM) have you sussed it vectra?
(21 February 2011 - 09:15 AM) one mans junk is another mans treasure lol
(13 February 2011 - 05:06 PM) says i dont have permission to view arcade
(10 February 2011 - 06:25 PM) stop fishing for birthday presents bj :p
(07 February 2011 - 03:16 PM) rh please stop sending me private messages asking for man love, i told you im not into it!! :Randy-git:
(06 February 2011 - 10:01 PM) yeah its pretty good
(06 February 2011 - 09:44 PM) anyone watching the new hawaii five-0 on sky atlantic?
(06 February 2011 - 02:46 PM) more goddam spam
(05 February 2011 - 04:44 PM) yeah, i had to stop myself turning queer and having a look lol
(05 February 2011 - 04:42 PM) wonder if they should stop new registrations for a while?
(05 February 2011 - 04:08 PM) oh my lord...we need to sort out the spammers
(01 February 2011 - 09:33 AM) Atlantic HD launches tonight at 8pm.....why cant they have it in standard def for those of us who aint got hd tv's :realmad:
(01 February 2011 - 08:59 AM) either that or just piss us all off so we have to try to remember favourite channel numbers again
(01 February 2011 - 08:58 AM) i bet its to try to attract new customers...with an "exciting and new channel line up"
(01 February 2011 - 08:55 AM) FX has moved to 124....i know cos i watch burn notice on sundays
(01 February 2011 - 08:54 AM) lol
(01 February 2011 - 08:53 AM) no sign of sky atlantic
(01 February 2011 - 08:53 AM) oh right, well they have moved it to sky 3's place
(01 February 2011 - 08:51 AM) there is a channel called Universal on 113, dont remember seeing that one
(01 February 2011 - 08:50 AM) Comedy central has moved to 112 with MTV replacing it at 126
(01 February 2011 - 08:49 AM) surely they could think of some better names for channels
(01 February 2011 - 08:49 AM) Sky 3 is now Sky living
(01 February 2011 - 08:47 AM) channel 1 on sky is now Sky Living it
(08 January 2011 - 02:30 PM) well the paint drying world championships is on sky sports 4 right now robin :p
(02 January 2011 - 10:46 PM) no
(08 December 2010 - 09:35 PM) and yeah plenty of fluids
(08 December 2010 - 09:34 PM) im just getting over flu myself, day/night nurse capsules are good, i was aching all over till i started taking them
(01 December 2010 - 05:37 PM) everyone will be trying to think up a fruitie joke now
(01 December 2010 - 05:30 PM) hahaha brilliant
(26 November 2010 - 06:08 PM) seen even lol
(26 November 2010 - 06:08 PM) no but i've seem a week next tuesday :p
(25 November 2010 - 08:08 PM) you keep getting that wlm flash screen robin?
(16 November 2010 - 05:11 PM) royal fekkin family.....god save the queen? how about god save the poor, the ill, the needy eh?
(14 November 2010 - 05:41 PM) Nice to see chelsea get a dicking at home
(13 November 2010 - 10:25 PM) harrison was his usual terrible self
(04 November 2010 - 09:46 PM) since the update on messenger my IM'S have been delayed by about 10 seconds or so :confused:
(04 November 2010 - 05:34 PM) boom boom tshhhhhhh
(29 October 2010 - 06:29 PM) i saw that this morning todd, its a bit freaky to say the least
(28 October 2010 - 07:14 PM) only when ploggy has got it gagging for it jon!
(28 October 2010 - 04:59 PM) i know there is a lot of techies over there
(28 October 2010 - 04:59 PM) you might do better over at www.fruitemu.com bob
(10 October 2010 - 01:01 AM) i got up to watch it
(22 August 2010 - 07:16 AM) im more of an atari 2600 man myself
(18 August 2010 - 12:43 PM) They should call a fruit machine Quiche repeater, cos its always repeating on me, especially cheese and onion!
(17 August 2010 - 11:54 AM) oh actually i didnt realise it was CLUB cops....i wouldnt know then, i dont play club machines
(17 August 2010 - 11:53 AM) dont hold and just press start like you do with 99% of machines
(14 August 2010 - 01:33 PM) thank god the new footie season is here!
(04 August 2010 - 02:45 PM) just type vob to avi or whatever into google, you'll get loads of freeware to choose from
(30 July 2010 - 07:34 AM) so do i get a free pint??
(30 July 2010 - 07:34 AM) no worries
(30 July 2010 - 07:34 AM) tells you how there
(30 July 2010 - 07:32 AM) http://www.computert...ic=excel&idn=46
(30 July 2010 - 07:31 AM) i bet it is in settings somewhere...set decimal point to 1 place or something like that
(25 July 2010 - 03:09 PM) Yeah im looking forward to it Ady, 2 days, camping there saturday night too
(25 July 2010 - 01:51 PM) I've got tickets to the Renault world series at Silverstone in September...cant wait, gonna be a good laff
(25 July 2010 - 01:29 PM) It's left a bad taste in my eyes :mad:
(25 July 2010 - 01:24 PM) Anyone just seen the cheating Ferrari's on the F1?
(20 July 2010 - 04:35 PM) yeah...its time to cut the cancer out before it spreads
(20 July 2010 - 04:34 PM) I bet he steals charity boxes off pub bars
(20 July 2010 - 04:33 PM) thats the lowest of the low.
(20 July 2010 - 03:51 PM) or perhaps he has to run it that slow because if the reels move faster it makes him have an eplieptic fit lol
(20 July 2010 - 03:43 PM) yeah i saw the vid, i noticed no number reel and running like about 25% speed
(20 July 2010 - 03:15 PM) Is he still yapping on about frankenstein?
(01 May 2010 - 06:05 PM) challenge