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#41 GaryChandler

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 07:45 AM

How the f*** am i the one talking shit?? obviously there is no way that jackpots rock n roll is going to take £60 for a board, if you think that your just a f*****g spastic.

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 08:33 AM

How the f*** am i the one talking shit?? obviously there is no way that jackpots rock n roll is going to take £60 for a board, if you think that your just a f*****g spastic.


it will do especially if Gary gets on it before you, he'd probable make em need a refill after he wins lol

For me its any global machine, electrocoin (except for labyrinth and clones), and mazoomas which just take ages to win. I am ok with PT but double deckers do seem to take forever and on a very good day you can break even

#43 Gazeyre1966

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 01:17 PM

How the f*** am i the one talking shit?? obviously there is no way that jackpots rock n roll is going to take £60 for a board, if you think that your just a f*****g spastic.


I think "Mentally Challenged" is the PC thing to say these days Gary. Compared to you, however, they are f*****g super intelligent. :lol:
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#44 ForYouToEnvy

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 01:48 PM

How the f*** am i the one talking shit?? obviously there is no way that jackpots rock n roll is going to take £60 for a board, if you think that your just a f*****g spastic.


over the years iv seen a few machines that for no reason go super tight after bootup and give no wins untill its swiched off and on again, my guess is its some random currupt data on mpu that sorts itself when roms are read on reboot

#45 voodoomau5

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 02:37 PM

over the years iv seen a few machines that for no reason go super tight after bootup and give no wins untill its swiched off and on again, my guess is its some random currupt data on mpu that sorts itself when roms are read on reboot


I know what your saying there, it might just have been a coincedence but once i was watching someone play cashbox club and there was a power cut, as soon as the machine was back on again -> First spin cherrys for £1, exchanged at £1.20, 4 keys super trail, £86 but it was on something like £139 but out with part cash square did it's job. Anyway, so we started talking about it and then for a laugh turned the machine off and back on, 2nd spin £1.20, exchanged, 4 nudges = £25 quid. Probably a coincdence but you never know.

#46 ForYouToEnvy

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 02:48 PM

I know what your saying there, it might just have been a coincedence but once i was watching someone play cashbox club and there was a power cut, as soon as the machine was back on again -> First spin cherrys for £1, exchanged at £1.20, 4 keys super trail, £86 but it was on something like £139 but out with part cash square did it's job. Anyway, so we started talking about it and then for a laugh turned the machine off and back on, 2nd spin £1.20, exchanged, 4 nudges = £25 quid. Probably a coincdence but you never know.


that sounds like a battery problem to me

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 03:02 PM

its funny how some of the `worst machines ever` listed here 9and i agree some do play like pooh) but they become your best friends whe you have the empty/system.

but for the record -

1. any empire machine
2. any vivid rechipped machine
3. the lo-tech machine with the teddy bear streak.

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 03:07 PM

that sounds like a battery problem to me


There was loads of things up with the machine so yeah probably lol. This was about hmmm 2-3 years ago i think.

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 04:16 PM

1 ... All those vile 10p/£5 JP rip offs of 30p/£25 JP fruities that litter the arcades in all the coastal towns. Jeez, you can lose £30 an hour in 'em no trouble. If you're gonna lose £30 an hour you may as well be playing the £25 & £35 JP ones, at least you've got half a chance of winning a decent JP.

2 ... American style Granny machines. Plop plop plop. Plop plop plop. No features, no nudges just .... Plop plop plop.

3 ... All other fruities, especially those "16 nudges for £1.60" skanks.
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#50 voodoomau5

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 04:44 PM

2 ... American style Granny machines. Plop plop plop. Plop plop plop. No features, no nudges just .... Plop plop plop.


yeah it annoys me in arcades when they have loads of these scattered all over the place, oh yeah the machines are shit aswell.:bigeyes20:





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