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#1 SUPER7

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 12:19 AM

We all had them bad xmas cracker jokes, whats the worst 1 u had?? :wideeyed: Heres 1 -What do u call a wobbly baby in a pram........ A Jelly Baby. :o

#2 Matty.N

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 12:42 AM

what do you call a man with no limbs?






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#3 launton

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 12:52 AM

We had a corker today:

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?


A brick layer.

#4 manky

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 03:13 PM

what do you call a monkey in a minefield..
a babboom

#5 gavafcb

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 11:13 PM

wot do you call a afgan chicken?


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#6 gavafcb

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 11:17 PM

wot do you call a afgan chicken?


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