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#101 Jimmy_mac

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 02:42 PM


Whoever gets the picture of the most pound coins by the end of january



wins what?

i mean I could quite easily just draw out a few thousand from the bank and ask them for it in pound coins, take a picture then re deposit said money. Would I win a prize for that?

#102 Fruity_Goodness

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 02:46 PM

Is it just me or..I dont really see that as such a big issue ? :bigeyes20:


No, you don't geddit. She don't do sausage FULL STOP. Even if you just wanted to go down on her you'd have to book yourself into hospital for a tuppenny all off and a boob job. THEN you could go down on her.

Still keen?

PS - I must admit though, she just have a luvverly, great big horsey arse. Well, a luvverly everything really. Not worth the price of admission as stated above though. I'd have the lot off for a night with Roxanne from ALSscan though ... but best stop here 'cos the thread's getting a bit porny now.
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#103 GaryChandler

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 02:50 PM

wins what?

i mean I could quite easily just draw out a few thousand from the bank and ask them for it in pound coins, take a picture then re deposit said money. Would I win a prize for that?


The chances of you winning about 10 pound coins is highly unlikely so i dont think anyone will believe you! haha

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 02:54 PM

What was the point of that post if not to make folks say f*** off you dick?

#105 GaryChandler

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 03:02 PM

To proove to you that i make more money from fruit machines than you lot do.

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 03:05 PM

Correct I stopped playing them sometime ago so quit the one up manship with me its not my money you are winning and also you HAVE to lose at some point with fruit machines it aint always money you lose you will learn that in life f*****g quickly, shame I'll not be there to point and laugh at you.

#107 VampUK

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 03:05 PM

Post a payslip, I'll be impressed then.

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 03:07 PM

more likely to be his dole card.

#109 GaryChandler

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 03:13 PM

Correct I stopped playing them sometime ago so quit the one up manship with me its not my money you are winning and also you HAVE to lose at some point with fruit machines it aint always money you lose you will learn that in life f*****g quickly, shame I'll not be there to point and laugh at you.


I still have a life though, im always out on the weekends got good mates etc.

And yes obviously you do lose sometimes but thats mainly just trying somthing for a board to see if its ready or not, or getting stuck into a GGG can be quite costly but then the good times beat the bad times especially on GGG's.

And im not on the dole couldn't think of a more embarrasing thing to do tbh.

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 03:15 PM

And im not on the dole couldn't think of a more embarrasing thing to do tbh.


I dunno posting your pish on here is quite close to the saddest thing I have seen.

#111 GaryChandler

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 03:18 PM

Embarrasing and sad are 2 different thing but ok.

Talking about sad i dont think i have ever posted on here and not recieved a reply from you in the next 10 seconds?

Are you on the dole alth? you seem to spend too much time on here to have time to work?

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 03:21 PM

Errrmm its christmas.

#113 GaryChandler

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 03:24 PM

So whats your excuse for every other day of the year?

#114 Jimmy_mac

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 03:28 PM

The chances of you winning about 10 pound coins is highly unlikely so i dont think anyone will believe you! haha



on a fruit machine you'd be right, i don't play them anymore :)

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 03:29 PM

Do you know if you didn't lose your cash in a fruit machine we have these handheld devices called mobile phones you can get a wonderful thing called WAP on them this enables you to view the internet.

#116 GaryChandler

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 03:33 PM

Really :o

OMG what an idiot i am! after all this time i thought using the internet on my laptop was clever

But bloody hell you really are GOD aint you.

#117 GaryChandler

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 03:34 PM

on a fruit machine you'd be right, i don't play them anymore :)


Ahh i was wondering why my profits where going down recently!

#118 todd1970

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 03:34 PM

Anyway..back on topic.

Lets start the bidding at hmmm say £100 ? ;)
Mmmmmm...Sandy ive 'ad her ye know. :)

#119 GaryChandler

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 03:37 PM

£100 for what?

And lol @ the pic.

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 03:46 PM

Is it just me or..I dont really see that as such a big issue ? :bigeyes20:


Heh, I'd pay good cash to see that lass lick carpet ;)


It just so happens that in my *ahem* hidden folder in "My Documents" ;)

Cheques made payable to me thanks.


I thought you'd lost your stash of porn in the great hd disaster of September 11th....... Seem to remember an appeal or something... And hearing how you had been traumatised by it ;)

I wouldn't mind seeing Sandy munching rug, but if you have any of her doing lesbian stuff instead - that would be more exciting :)


This thread seems to have gone OT in the most fantastic fashion!!
:)


Anyway..back on topic.

Lets start the bidding at hmmm say £100 ? ;)


See where im coming from now ;)
Mmmmmm...Sandy ive 'ad her ye know. :)




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