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dannypyeman
THE LORDS PRAYER FOR GIRLS: My vibrator,which brings me heaven, playboy be thy name, you make me cum,you bring so much fun, on earth, or is it heaven? give me this day my daily thrill, and forgive me my screams as i forgive those who scream next door! Lead me straight into temptation, deliver me from frustration, for thine is the vibration, the power and rotation, forever and ever, NO MEN!!
Dec 15 2011 01:10 AM
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dannypyeman
during the war, man made many amazing discoveries! tonight i made my very own discovery, i discovered that by leaving a twix on top of a hot radiator, the two sticks blend together, resulting in a longer lasting and much tastier snack!
Oct 26 2011 01:58 AM
dannypyeman
hi im a girl, i ignore all the nice guys and instead i go for arseholes and then complain because i cant find a nice guy
Sep 21 2011 01:57 AM
