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saville

gona rename my cock facebook cause bitches sit on it 24/7
Nov 25 2011 02:45 PM
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saville

Just sat in traffic on my way to my new gaf in warrington singing grab someone sexy tell them heh with the kids love it missed em I have.back in daddy arms weeeeeeeeee
Nov 24 2011 07:44 PM
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saville

sort your tash out love you got an ed like the inside of a peterpan kebab on a rowing machine
Nov 24 2011 01:37 PM
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saville

well its official the savis got the pokerbug back wehahhhhhh first time in 3 years and aint stopping till i make £200,000 profit. first day out the door today since saturday and will not budge off this computer chair exept to see my 2 amazing kids and bestests till the 18th december unless it snows of course worloppppppp cant wait for crimbo larve itttttttttttttttt
Nov 23 2011 03:27 PM
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saville

Loves having 1 of them poos where the toilet roll is not needed
Nov 23 2011 02:55 AM
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saville

come on final table on pokerstars not bin bed yet fckeddddddddd
Nov 22 2011 11:36 PM
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saville

power snooker 1tv4 the event thats sweeping the nation live djs late bar till 1 am.all the best players in the world on at the trafford centre and cant get a fcking ticket GUTTEDDDDDDDDDD
Nov 19 2011 07:27 PM
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saville

what a night and sleepppppppppppppp
Nov 19 2011 11:16 AM
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saville

wish i could just wake up 1 day to hear the sound of my mams voice saying son you need to get up its time for school and dont forget its p.e day so dont forget your kit leg it downstairs give my mam a massive hug and a kiss. run to the shop get loads of toffees.then play coinsey win my toffee money back.come outa school get an ice cream soda.play coinsey again then marbles then kirby then fottie with all my m8s.the days when life was so easy and not a care in the world
Nov 17 2011 04:44 PM
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saville

get your slong out wtf lmfaooooooooo
Nov 17 2011 12:40 AM
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saville

tell u what i was a late starter to facebook and love catching up with old m8s and new friends but fck me if i see 1 more status about how bad lads are and winging your getting deleted.you women are top mummys really gud friends hearts of gold but you all got a problem after 3 years into a relationship well (roughly)sense of humour goes sarcasm kicks in u get an instant headache at bedtime and drag us guys down.u see a bird a few times now and all they do is winge after 2 dates lol wanting to...
Nov 16 2011 06:33 PM
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saville

just watching flashdance that bird is fit as fck cant half shake her arse.still doesant take it away though.she got a minge gota be the most ugliest looking things in the world them burgers but still love eating em lol
Nov 16 2011 02:33 AM
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saville

is bored fck it off for a wank
Nov 15 2011 08:22 PM
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saville

knackered but worth it 2 final tables on pokerstars and a 12th out of 3000 runner tournies how can i leave it this long so easyyyyyyy ship it oushhhhhh
Nov 15 2011 04:15 AM
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saville

Women who suck penis's are at less risk of sore throats the same way as people who get there chimney swept regularly don't get them blocked! just a thought thats all
Nov 14 2011 09:32 PM