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saville
was on the nude beach in benidorm sunbathing.out of manners to prevent sunburn i put my hat over my cock.some woman walked passed laughing and said if you were a gentleman you'd lift that hat.to which i replied oy sticky vicky if you wasent so fucking ugly it would lift itself
Dec 04 2011 03:23 PM
saville
kids gone home missing them already damn there so good just watched that despicable me top film was glued to it myself lol
Dec 04 2011 12:22 PM
saville
proper monsoon outside sounds mint window wide open kids are with me love it
Dec 04 2011 02:07 AM
saville
The missus just said get some of them tablets that give u a massive boneon. Should of seen her face when i threw her some slimming pills
Dec 03 2011 07:55 PM
saville
i am a fcking poker god 4 tournies played 1st 3rd 1st and 2nd 500 player games oushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pass the gravy and come to your daddyyyyyyy
Dec 02 2011 03:38 PM
saville
Sorry to trouble u people does anyone no what the current world record is for most wanks in a day?only had 14 yesterday.hands up has anyone had more in a 24 hour period that applys too women too.thx for your time
Dec 01 2011 07:48 AM
saville
not racist but why is there always a punjab at the other end of the line when u ring an 0845 number.yes love i brushed my teeth and had my dinner can u just take my card details.can i have your expiry date? yes love it expires whenever. are we done or u want me to fax a picture of my fanny over to u aswell
Nov 30 2011 05:39 PM
saville
time to get the fck outa this pit and get on the sunbed and hair cut come on mr saville u lazy basterd
Nov 29 2011 05:07 PM
saville
a full weeks catch up of i'm a celeb another 5 films prob go kip at about 3 0 clock tomoz afternoon.the percs of being an insomniac. damn this turkey stuffing and gravy barm is firing goes down a treat with a remi and coke with ice i like that shit me m8 too do loooooooo gayboyssssss
Nov 27 2011 11:34 PM
saville
Daughters going to a wedding tonite. just put her fake nails on.casey said dad its better than the shops do that. well they do say everyone has a hidden talent. proper little dab hand might buy a beauty shop lol
Nov 26 2011 04:11 PM
saville
Anyone fancy going for a full english breckie at the crucible in stockport inbox me wide awake and starving
Nov 26 2011 06:47 AM
saville
damn bin watching films since 3 0 clock this avo.something borrowed....cray stupid love....horrible bosses....monte carlo but without a doubt the best 1 bridesmaids funny a fck
Nov 26 2011 03:05 AM
