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#184158 Old joke (it made me giggle)
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#81742 Old joke (it made me giggle)
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Trisha and Latoya pay a visit to the zoo and while they are visiting the monkey enclosure Trisha is snared by a big, f*** off silverback gorilla, which commences mauling her in a most savage fashion. Latoya alerts the zoo staff and they arrive on the scene just as the silverback starts raping poor old Trisha in the "tradesman's entrance". Not knowing what to do they turn a fire hose on the beast before pelting it with rocks, both of which has no effect whatsoever. Eventually, a vetinary technician arrives and pumps the gorilla so full of tranquilliser darts that it finally keels over in a dazed heap and the waiting paramedics rush in and take poor old Trisha off to hospital.
The prognosis is not good, as the gorilla has done plenty of damage and Trisha's whole body is greatly traumatized, especially her guts, which are hanging down loose around her ankles. However, she pulls though and makes a good recovery and two weeks later her friend Latoya pays her a visit and wiping tears from her eyes she tells Trisha "Trisha .... I just want you know that I'll always be here for you dear .... We gonna get through this thing together sister" to which Trisha tearfully replies "I know .... I know .... But he don't write .... He don't call"
The prognosis is not good, as the gorilla has done plenty of damage and Trisha's whole body is greatly traumatized, especially her guts, which are hanging down loose around her ankles. However, she pulls though and makes a good recovery and two weeks later her friend Latoya pays her a visit and wiping tears from her eyes she tells Trisha "Trisha .... I just want you know that I'll always be here for you dear .... We gonna get through this thing together sister" to which Trisha tearfully replies "I know .... I know .... But he don't write .... He don't call"
#175871 Old joke (it made me giggle)
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Death By Chocolate
BBC NEWS | World | Middle East | Anti-gay attacks on rise in Iraq
BBC NEWS | World | Middle East | Anti-gay attacks on rise in Iraq
Sometimes their bodies are daubed with offensive terms such as "pervert", or "puppy" which is a hate word for gay men in Iraq.
"We've heard stories confirmed by doctors of men having their anuses glued and then being force-fed laxatives which leads to a very painful death," says Rasha Mumneh, one of the authors of the Human Rights Watch report.
#116710 Fruit Machines from Australia (Aristocrat MKVI)
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#140243 machines you would love to be emulated!
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Isn't it about time someone did a DX of Barcrest's Overload. There's a classic of it but, as yet, no DX. Get to it yous layout designers, good chaps, good chaps.
#81398 machines you would love to be emulated!
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I'd like to see Monkey Business DXed. Not the granny machine but an oldie 2p/£2.00 lapper where when you land on the "?" you invariably get the Zookeeper telling you you're barred or summat. Plenty of features, plenty of fun.
Used to have one in The Mint in Great Yarmouth, dunno if they still do. Hours of fun for just a few squid.
Used to have one in The Mint in Great Yarmouth, dunno if they still do. Hours of fun for just a few squid.
#140241 machines you would love to be emulated!
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Any machine made by Castle!
These are prehistoric. I'm sure there were few at the Great Yarmouth Waxworks - they've got a little room with a shit load of 1p rubber band powered fruities from the early seventies. I think a lot of them are only just post-decimalisation though.
#140244 machines you would love to be emulated!
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JPM Poolplay
I think its too old though - pre sys 80 tech
DAD
Got any more piccies of them old old old fruities DAD?
"When two eight balls appear on reels 1 & 2, reel 3 will autonudge down to nearest eight ball". That's like JPM's Frog It then.
#163050 Who Is The Most Sexyiest Women Ever?
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The correct answer is: Pornog is the sexiest woman ever.
Hubba hubba pig bar-sturd!!
Hubba hubba pig bar-sturd!!
#83333 Deal Or No Deal
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Hi All,
I was watching Deal Or No Deal today (couldn't find the remote control to turn TV off) and I was wondering if anyone can answer my statistical query or might know of a website which might have the answer. My question is this:
"On average, how much better off would the contestant be if he/she just opened up his/her box straight away and got paid the value of the box, thus making a tedious 45 minute program 40 minutes shorter?"
So, say we're in the first week of the wretched thing and the stats are as follows:
Name Dealt At Box Contained
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Fred 10,000 50,000
Joe 25,000 100
Eric 3,000 10,000
Freda 42,000 75,000
Jim Jim 50,000 250,000
Here we see £130,000 being paid out for boxes containing a total of £385,100. So the "Average Contestant" would be 1/5 x (385,100 - 130,000) = £51,020 better off just opening the box or playing to the end.
Anyone into stats?
I was watching Deal Or No Deal today (couldn't find the remote control to turn TV off) and I was wondering if anyone can answer my statistical query or might know of a website which might have the answer. My question is this:
"On average, how much better off would the contestant be if he/she just opened up his/her box straight away and got paid the value of the box, thus making a tedious 45 minute program 40 minutes shorter?"
So, say we're in the first week of the wretched thing and the stats are as follows:
Name Dealt At Box Contained
==========================================================
Fred 10,000 50,000
Joe 25,000 100
Eric 3,000 10,000
Freda 42,000 75,000
Jim Jim 50,000 250,000
Here we see £130,000 being paid out for boxes containing a total of £385,100. So the "Average Contestant" would be 1/5 x (385,100 - 130,000) = £51,020 better off just opening the box or playing to the end.
Anyone into stats?
#179754 Shows yours.
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Here are some more desktop wall papers i use.
i took the picture of the chocolate hills in the philippines,me and my lover from philippines had to climb to the top but breath taking views.
I like the clock thingy in the top right of your stealth bomber desktop. Where you get dat?
#95874 The YouTube Thread
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Robots killing a fruit machine. Oh the horror!
YouTube - Swindon 2007 - Fruit Machine Smash
Ha ha, I hope it was the piece the shit I lost £50 in last week.
Here's my contribution, I think it's a public awareness film about sleeping with your mouth open:
Video Poopen Shizen Mouthen Open - hitler, funny, nozser, lozza, stupid - Dailymotion Share Your Videos
You don't wanna.
#95875 The YouTube Thread
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Also, here's The Cramps - Garbage Man, the bestest video every (probably):
YouTube - Cramps - Garbageman
YouTube - Cramps - Garbageman
#141070 The YouTube Thread
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Lawlz YouTube - The Real Hustle (UK) - Fruit Machine Swindle
Typical Beardy TV item. Whiskers all over it. The pub would always expect a replacement frootie. If you tried this in the real world I can guarantee you'd get nabbed. These sorts of things only happen in TV Land.
#123952 The YouTube Thread
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Best hold your breath and count to 12 for this one .... It's a real gas.
YouTube - SPACE 1999 : DRAGONS DOMAIN
YouTube - SPACE 1999 : DRAGONS DOMAIN
#183299 Machines We'd Like To Have / Not Yet Emulated
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Sunday Sport
News, Sport, Gossip, Titties!!!
News, Sport, Gossip, Titties!!!
#183332 Machines We'd Like To Have / Not Yet Emulated
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Sunday Sport .... Forgot about that 1!! Have not seen that machine in years!!
selling my collection of fruit machines
hi there after many years of collecting fruit machines i am now having to sell them as i now need the deposit on a house so they all must go its breaking my heart to do so but needs must and they have been fun to play over the years so if anyone is interested in the following machines pm me they are as follows :-1 homers meltdown very good condition would like 80 - 100 pounds
:p2 sunday sport 
3 doctor who deluxe
4 crystal maze
5 monty python and the holy grail
6 on the buses
7 italian job
8 gladiators
9 only fools and horses yellow + tokens
10 bullseye unfinished project make an offer
11 simpsons original needs power supply
12 excaliber barcrest
13 crystal maze swp 4 player want around 100 pounds
let me know on pm cheers nigel will put money to site with each machine i sell
#120438 Machines We'd Like To Have / Not Yet Emulated
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The Sun.
News. Sport. Gossip. Titties.
News. Sport. Gossip. Titties.
#104059 Most annoying thing about playing fruits?
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So your "most annoying" thing (according to you) about fruits is winning £1000 split between two of you.
That's either shite, or you trying to wave your knob in front of everybody else's face. Either way f*** off.
Ha ha!! Yeah, stop pissing in my ear!
#104060 Most annoying thing about playing fruits?
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Most annoying thing, ermmmm??? I would probably say not having any change and when they do not accept coins LOL.
$&%# arcardes where half the lamps on the fruity don't work is pretty annoying. Makes it difficult when you get da Reel Blasts.
But I can see that winning a shedload of money would be pretty annoying. I'm not really happy unless I lose.
#104466 Most annoying thing about playing fruits?
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Anyway..back on topic.
Lets start the bidding at hmmm say £100 ?
83% you joker!!? Have ye no heard the saying "It's not fish 'till it's in the boat"?
#104061 Most annoying thing about playing fruits?
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Sandy The FTV Girl ... "Aye, you would"
No you wouldn't matey, she's a rug muncher.
#104147 Most annoying thing about playing fruits?
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Is it just me or..I dont really see that as such a big issue ?
No, you don't geddit. She don't do sausage FULL STOP. Even if you just wanted to go down on her you'd have to book yourself into hospital for a tuppenny all off and a boob job. THEN you could go down on her.
Still keen?
PS - I must admit though, she just have a luvverly, great big horsey arse. Well, a luvverly everything really. Not worth the price of admission as stated above though. I'd have the lot off for a night with Roxanne from ALSscan though ... but best stop here 'cos the thread's getting a bit porny now.
#101569 Deal or no Deal PISSTAKE!!
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Tell that to yer man that started it
Yeah, we're gonna have to get the nukes out to settle this one.
#101570 Deal or no Deal PISSTAKE!!
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And what age might you be also..drawing pictures of willys on peoples photos is a little childish and immature dont you think ? I used to do that when i was about 10.
Well, I don't know about this. I'm 43 and I still occassionally go through the TV Guide adorning various celebs with giant phalluses. I find it quite therapeutic. A litlle cock with balls spurting a few drops of whizz on Phil Mitchell's bald forehead can lighten my day up more that somewhat.
I dunno, maybe it's just me.
