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#138587 Yet more sad news
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on 13 November 2008 - 02:10 PM
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Yeah. Jeeziz. Must be dead baby week or summat. Looks like maybe that nice Pudsy Bear chappie might have another job on or is "away on business".
#118969 worst top 3 machines ever!
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on 01 June 2008 - 04:16 PM
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1 ... All those vile 10p/£5 JP rip offs of 30p/£25 JP fruities that litter the arcades in all the coastal towns. Jeez, you can lose £30 an hour in 'em no trouble. If you're gonna lose £30 an hour you may as well be playing the £25 & £35 JP ones, at least you've got half a chance of winning a decent JP.
2 ... American style Granny machines. Plop plop plop. Plop plop plop. No features, no nudges just .... Plop plop plop.
3 ... All other fruities, especially those "16 nudges for £1.60" skanks.
2 ... American style Granny machines. Plop plop plop. Plop plop plop. No features, no nudges just .... Plop plop plop.
3 ... All other fruities, especially those "16 nudges for £1.60" skanks.
#86030 Worlds fastest animal
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on 22 June 2007 - 07:32 AM
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I really want one of these, sure they can break bones with thier kick or slice to the bone if you get a "spearer".
Think after I get my reef tank up and running I'll be buying a tank just for one of these stunners.
YouTube - Has Mr Mantis met his match?
Long but a great watch.
YouTube - Sheila Patek: Measuring the fastest animal on earth
I think the moozak was wrong though, shoulda been "Crab" by Weezer.
#121958 Working Out The Percentage
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on 27 June 2008 - 09:57 AM
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Playing fruities in the wild is great fun as we all know but how often have you walked away from a fruity with the feeling that the session you've just had was "slightly under percentage"?
Well, I had a blast on a Red Gaming £250JP clubber the other day and I purchased £100 worth of fruit machine entertainment which lasted a full half hour. The machine said "70%" but when I added up the total of all the payouts and came up with (£5 + 4x£3 + 4x£2 = £25) (all of which were fed back into the machine) I was a little doubtful about this "70%".
So, using the math formula for geometric progressions I have worked out how to derive the %age payout for any given fruity session. To wit:
L = What you lost
T = Total sum of all the payouts (which you stuck back in)
T should be 2.33 times L for a 70% fruity (ie P, the percentage = 0.70)
Geometric progressions ....
L + T = L * (1 - (P ^ (n + 1)))/(1 - P)
... and if P < 1 then as n approachs infinity P ^ (n + 1) appoaches zero so it's ...
L + T = L/(1 - P)
(L + T) * (1 - P) = L
L + T - P(L + T) = L
ie P = T/(L + T)
So for my little session
P = £25/(£100 + £25) = 20%
There .... I knew I'd been done. And the maths proves it! The formula assumes that all winnings are fed back into the machine so make sure you don't walk away with anything.
Well, I had a blast on a Red Gaming £250JP clubber the other day and I purchased £100 worth of fruit machine entertainment which lasted a full half hour. The machine said "70%" but when I added up the total of all the payouts and came up with (£5 + 4x£3 + 4x£2 = £25) (all of which were fed back into the machine) I was a little doubtful about this "70%".
So, using the math formula for geometric progressions I have worked out how to derive the %age payout for any given fruity session. To wit:
L = What you lost
T = Total sum of all the payouts (which you stuck back in)
T should be 2.33 times L for a 70% fruity (ie P, the percentage = 0.70)
Geometric progressions ....
L + T = L * (1 - (P ^ (n + 1)))/(1 - P)
... and if P < 1 then as n approachs infinity P ^ (n + 1) appoaches zero so it's ...
L + T = L/(1 - P)
(L + T) * (1 - P) = L
L + T - P(L + T) = L
ie P = T/(L + T)
So for my little session
P = £25/(£100 + £25) = 20%
There .... I knew I'd been done. And the maths proves it! The formula assumes that all winnings are fed back into the machine so make sure you don't walk away with anything.
#139584 woolworths for a pound
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on 20 November 2008 - 01:29 PM
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It's redic. So many heavily geared companies getting caught out now. I think that for a person to become CEO of a company they should be made to play Railroad Tycoon II and achieve gold in all 18 campaigns. And the add-on.
#139587 woolworths for a pound
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It's redic. So many heavily geared companies getting caught out now. I think that for a person to become CEO of a company they should be made to play Railroad Tycoon II and achieve gold in all 18 campaigns. And the add-on.
Oh, uh, sorry. I didn't read the thread. These companies are going under 'cos their just plain shit rip-off merchants, not because of leverage. They need to stay sharp to keep afloat now. But many of them are such rip offs. M&S food is just redic. 2x what others charge.
#98013 WIP - Arabian Nights 1280 DX
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on 30 October 2007 - 08:36 AM
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That looks great. I don't know why but this was always my favourite out of all its clones. Looking forward to its release.
Gaz
Good DXing work. Plays very well. One question though .... Why don't the old IN/OUT IN/OUT meters work? I've noticed this on a couple of other releases, namely Lotta Luck, Neptune's Treasure & Spiker The Biker. Gotta have the old IN/OUT IN/OUT meters working yes no?
#186979 Why are people so pathetic?
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on 22 December 2009 - 12:32 PM
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Enjoy hotel life.
#163050 Who Is The Most Sexyiest Women Ever?
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on 19 April 2009 - 06:02 PM
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The correct answer is: Pornog is the sexiest woman ever.
Hubba hubba pig bar-sturd!!
Hubba hubba pig bar-sturd!!
#174208 When do the £1's drop to the bottom?
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on 03 August 2009 - 08:08 PM
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When do the £1s drop to the bottom?
Ah, I know this this one. The answer is "When the fruitie's about to drop it's fecking guts!"
#139971 Whats your pets name?
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on 23 November 2008 - 01:00 PM
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I have a crab that lives in the walls. Doesn't have a name. He feeds off of pain.
#169571 Whats your best flavour crisps??
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on 24 June 2009 - 03:11 PM
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It was £5 then £10 but might aswell make it £15 4 250 replies, also then im a gold member, kool.
250 replies?
Salmon & watercress.
#85960 Whats everyones fav websites?
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on 21 June 2007 - 07:02 PM
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Just thought id start a post cin were we spend our time when online,
We obviously visit this site but where else does everyone go.
I like to visit these sites.
Astra sri Astra Owners Network
Star trek STARTREK.COM: Sensor Sweep
Myspace (im on there alot lol) MySpace (check my profile at www.myspace.com/andysquire )
Pogo dominoes Pogo.co.uk: Play Free Games! Fun for Everyone
I hope to find some great places to visit n spend my time after reading some of ur replies.
P.S Lets see how long it takes for someone to mention porn lol.
i like
LINK REMOVED. Please to not post links to these kinds of sites on here. There are younger members on here also.
#86029 Whats everyones fav websites?
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on 22 June 2007 - 07:19 AM
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Id remove that before ady sees it.
Andy
Fruity Badness.
#98014 What's That Song? Face,Face!!!
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on 30 October 2007 - 08:56 AM
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Ah yes, that's Astray by neandethal rock troupe Samian. Good gear.
#185602 What Next?
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on 06 December 2009 - 12:16 PM
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Proconn, Electrocoin, Castle, SRU ...? May as well be talking the chinese. Any chance of an enlightened fruitmeister giving a few example machines from each tech plus the approx year of said tech. For the unenlightened. You know. Plee? Piccies would be nice too. But then piccies are always nice.
#167882 What Music ...
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on 08 June 2009 - 12:16 PM
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When you're out and about (in the High Street f'rinstance) what music plays in your head when you catch your reflection in a shop window? There's no prize for the top entry and only mentals can enter. Here's mine:
John Barry (from ''Diamonds Are Forever'').zip 103.42KB
3 downloads
Only one entry means I win.
John Barry (from ''Diamonds Are Forever'').zip 103.42KB
3 downloadsOnly one entry means I win.
#186719 What if.......
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on 18 December 2009 - 11:18 PM
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Excellent thread...... I'll get my thinking cap on. We can always do music too - an old favourite.
Door Open Alarm for above themed machine (play in winamp with repeat on)
Glitter Alarm.rar 408.63KB
6 downloads
#138904 What books have you read thread.
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on 15 November 2008 - 12:05 PM
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Not read it recently but last one to stand out for me was American Psycho by Bret Eastern Ellis just don't associate it with the crappy film made in hollywood adapted my arse.
"American Psycho" by Bret Easton Ellis is the worst book I ever read. Closely followed by "Divorcing Jack" by Colin Bateman. My fave good books are:
Richard Brautigan - Tokyo Montana Express
Franz Kafka - The Trial
Angela Carter - The Magic Toyshop
Damon Runyon - On Broadway
Nelson Algren - The Neon Wilderness
Iain Banks - The Wasp Factory
Ian McEwan - 1st two books of short stories
Ken Kesey - One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Anthony Burgess - Clockwork Orange
J D Salinger - Catcher In The Rye
The last two books I bought were Robert Carver & Tobias Wolfe about 12 years ago and I don't think I'll ever buy anymore books 'cos they're crap.
#138906 What books have you read thread.
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on 15 November 2008 - 12:08 PM
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The comic strip adventures of Roscoe Moscow in "Who Killed Rock 'N' Roll" is a good read plus you get piccies too. Very highly recommended:
alan moore sounds 1979
alan moore sounds 1979
#114339 Want to learn how to DX?
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on 17 April 2008 - 07:47 AM
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Room for one more at the back?
Shame it's not a photography course eh Ady?
Well, if you have a flyer & ROMs for Barcrest's Overload (AKA Total Power Cut) I'd like to have a crack at that but it'll be a one off for the time been as I'm not very well, not very well at all .... but if I were to get better I could knock out a few DXs I guess (with some help, of course, if you'd be so kind).
What say you?
#166342 Virus Virus Virus
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on 19 May 2009 - 01:35 PM
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my brother had the same problem as many others over 2 million have now been infected with this virus off face book its a nasty little worm virus that is malware i think even with virus software it still wanders in the system 32 folder in windows it originally started as a video link and spread, u need to get a good reg scanner like ashampoo is excellent and worm out the little worm lol sorry for the pun, this is getting a real problem for windows users dont use programs like norton or mcfee all poo the best solution for a virus free life is go linux if cant afford a mac and use crossover for linux for ya pc apps hoped this helped
peace out tripodbeatz
Installing Linux for the express purpose of surfing the shinternet seems like an excellent idea. Please to be so kind as to post instructions on how to install tripodbeatz?
#166343 Virus Virus Virus
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on 19 May 2009 - 01:43 PM
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Installing Linux for the express purpose of surfing the shinternet seems like an excellent idea. Please to be so kind as to post instructions on how to install tripodbeatz?
Try this:
Installing Ubuntu Linux! | PCMech
#184216 very puzzled by local pub fruitie
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on 21 November 2009 - 04:24 PM
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shITBOX .... It's a cnut in a box!!!
PP = SOAP/(IS + SOAP) ... assumes all payouts ploughed back into machine
IS = Initial Stake
SOAP = Sum Of All Payouts
PP = Percentage Payout
For you ...
IS = £20
SOAP = £0
=> PP = 0%
PP = SOAP/(IS + SOAP) ... assumes all payouts ploughed back into machine
IS = Initial Stake
SOAP = Sum Of All Payouts
PP = Percentage Payout
For you ...
IS = £20
SOAP = £0
=> PP = 0%
#96963 TV Problem
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on 14 October 2007 - 10:25 AM
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Just say that you have contacted trading standards and that the item is not fit for purpose under the sale of goods act and you are wanting a refund or replacement.
Yeah, I've got a problem with my TV. Everything they put on it is total shit.
