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Ello, one of DAD's admins here..... drop me a PM with what you need, and will get this looked in to

Interesting!

http://www.bbc.co.uk...siness-42905465

It has been reported that the Tooth Fairy has collapsed and died of a heart attack after accidentally getting lost and wandering onto the set of the Jeremy Kyle Show.

It has been reported that the Tooth Fairy has collapsed and died of a heart attack after accidentally getting lost and wandering onto the set of the Jeremy Kyle Show

There once was a man from Bombay

Who fashioned a woman's CU Next Tuesday out of clay.

But the heat from his prick

Turned it into a brick.

And he chaffed his foreskin away!

Skinny little Irish man goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irish man staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'

The little white Irish man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'

The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me...... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'

The little white Irish man says: 'Turner Brown?! .... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around!!!!

Last week: Nottingham Forest beat Arsenal.

This week: Nottingham railway station goes up in flames.

Today: Police interview 'ARSON' Wenger.

There once t'was a strippers new stunt,
It used ass cheeks or freshly shaved c***,

Either would do, neither could chew,

She dated me for 6 months. WHAT?!? You expected fecking rhymes???

Thanks for that,

I have a feeling it requires CCTalk for it due to the looms already in. I have a feeling that I would just need to update the SR5 for it to work I guess.

Thanks again

Contact Steve in my earlier link, and he should be able to advise accordingly.

Depends on the mountings and if you need to use ccTalk / Serial connections, but if plain Parallel based connection, you should be able to.

I do have a Red Show Us The Mummy, which was a complete bastard to sort for the new £ (Worked out I had to use the SR5i variant of the mech, as some machines will not properly see the new coins, though not all MPU5's are affected in this way), but finally managed to sort it with Steve Hunley's help at Swallow Amusements.

There is an Electrocoin based flutterbox version kicking about I know of, at JEM Amusements...... was stationed at their Old Market Square shop, but believe it's been moved out to somewhere else..... possibly Bulwell or Arnold.

Me, Southern Comfort in one hand, carving knife in the other, stood in kitchen, in nothing than a pair of boxers and an apron, willing on the Turkey to cook faster.

Just stuck my balls in the oven..... stuffing that is.

Be better to re-name v5.x to v6.x, as releases done with the .gam files, are NOT compatible with v6.x, but will work in v5.x.

As a side note, you can convert the .gam based files with v5.x to work with v6.x, but it's a lot of work, especially when you have sizeable archives locally as I do.

One last thing..... quite a lot of the Union Games layouts will display a 10.1 hopper error on payout when running in v5.x, but don't have the same problem with v6.x, so if you are looking at getting the Union layouts working with the newer emulators, open with v5.x, close down the game and at the prompt, save all changes..... this will convert the Union layouts for use in the new MFME, though will need to use v6.x from that point on.

I found my first grey pubic hair today.

That's the last time I eat gran's trifle.

Oh a tip for anyone who wants to use a USB Flash Drive as method for installing any OS (Includes some linux distro's too, as well as stuff like Hiren's Boot CD..... check the site for the full list)..... though you can use the windows7 to USB tool from MS (Works on win8 and 10 too), you may find using Rufus better, as I think you can add extra stuff like drivers too (Especially so with the Renasas / NEC USB3 drivers on win7).

https://rufus.akeo.ie

*EDIT* Looks like it's a no on the drivers, although I am sure you can use BartPE to get around that.

Yeah, all the best everyone, hope everyone gets everything they would like.

 

Personally, looking forward to being off for a week or so and drinking as much King Goblin as realistically possible....

 

Merry Xmas.

Ooooh, least it's not Greene King (Alex will know why! )

Myself, I plan to sort of test my culinary skills, by combining a turkey, petrol, and a match, whilst devouring my real ales selection, with Blue Monkey's Silverback Imperial Stout being first on the list, followed by Tiny Rebel's Imperial Puft Stout, and later in the day, shouting obscenities at The Queen's Speech HIC!!!

I'll sign off with this....

Heh, still doing yah balls in the real world, like on DOND - Next Level..... still the same old choppers

 

I could say the same about you.

 

Seriously, if the guy can't give the site the attention it deserves, for whatever reason, then perhaps someone else should take over, even just for the short term

I'm fully aware of his situation thank you very much, and I sympathize with it.

Like hell you do!!!!

I just hope for your dam sake you never have to have the sort of help Alex needs right now.

you absolutely f*****g disgust me.

We tried that for a while, and all it did was cause a load of morons to post complete sh**e or question repeatedly when they could download.

Can confirm when I was on staff, this was exactly what happened, along with two other sites I was involved in..... they tried the same rule, got the exact same issue as Alex describes.

You are really a despicable lump of shite Chris Wren!

Yes, myself and Alex don't exactly see eye to eye on a number of things, but one thing I will most certainly NOT do, is kick a guy when he's down!

If they are of similar size, then long as the pinouts are the same, it should work.

Kit arrived in the post this morning, so will be swabbing later.
 
 

For those not on F/B this is me led in the bed on Saturday at the end of a 2 hour stint giving 2 units of platelets and 1 unit of plasma. The student nurse who put the needle in was the gentlest I'd ever had, but she accidentally left a blue switch on the wrong way, so we had to start again, hence 2 hours! Normally I get it done in about 75 minutes and unlike blood doning they pile with you with tea and biscuits whilst you donate. Free wifi too.

platelets.jpg

Just reminded me of something.

A few years back at the main central Nottingham donation centre, I was asked about this very same type of donation, and although when donating whole blood they never have a problem locating a vein to tap, the type of donation you have done, I unfortunately could not do, as larger veins was required

Still, managed to get over on Thursday, and bleed for a good cause