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#2001 Max Cartwright

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Posted 17 December 2019 - 07:00 AM

What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
Let me atom!
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#2002 hitthesix

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Posted 17 December 2019 - 11:47 AM

Husband takes his wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing like a king –moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works.

 

The wife  turns to her husband

 

and sighs: "You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him and I said no."

 

 

 

Husband says: "Yep, it looks like he’s still celebrating!!"



#2003 bri365

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Posted 18 December 2019 - 10:03 PM

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!


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#2004 bri365

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Posted 20 December 2019 - 10:52 PM

My wife has been leaving jewellery magazines all over the house. So I finally took the hint and got her a magazine rack for Christmas.


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#2005 ricardo de ponsa

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Posted 05 January 2020 - 09:59 PM

I got a jigsaw for Christmas and finished it in a week !!!!

 

On the front of the box it said '3 to 4 years' !!!!!


It's nice to be important, but oh so important to be nice !!!!!


#2006 bri365

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Posted 05 January 2020 - 10:15 PM

My pizza was delivered last night by a man riding a cow.

I used Udder Eats...


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#2007 innfection

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Posted 06 January 2020 - 12:23 AM

joke thread heres a quick one
Donald Trump

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#2008 CharlieRaymondo

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Posted 06 January 2020 - 03:38 AM

joke thread heres a quick one
Donald Trump

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Edited by CharlieRaymondo, 06 January 2020 - 03:39 AM.


#2009 hitthesix

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Posted 06 January 2020 - 05:43 PM

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back

-way too expensive and really bad quality.

 

 

 

Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "Iā€™m getting married. Iā€™m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear." The other one says, "Hey, Iā€™m getting divorced for the same reasons."



#2010 innfection

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Posted 06 January 2020 - 06:50 PM

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#2011 barcrest junky

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Posted 06 January 2020 - 06:57 PM

joke thread heres a quick one
Donald Trump

I know he doesn't come here often, but Alex does not like policitcal posts / threads.



#2012 CharlieRaymondo

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Posted 06 January 2020 - 07:06 PM

You know infection is a drama queen so let him off this once šŸ˜

Edited by CharlieRaymondo, 06 January 2020 - 07:07 PM.


#2013 chasnbons

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Posted 06 January 2020 - 08:24 PM

I know he doesn't come here often, but Alex does not like policitcal posts / threads.

 

Alex also doesn't like doing what needs doing, where this site is concerned, but that doesn't seem to matter!



#2014 cashbox1

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Posted 08 January 2020 - 09:52 PM

why did the baker have brown hands ??

 

because he kneaded ( needed)a shit :D :D


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#2015 ricardo de ponsa

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Posted 08 January 2020 - 10:17 PM

I just bought a book 'The History Of Glue'.

 

I haven't been able to put it down all week !!!!

 

I'm stuck on Chapter 2 !!!!

 

Also bought a book on 'The History Of Concrete', found that hard to understand !!!!!


It's nice to be important, but oh so important to be nice !!!!!


#2016 innfection

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Posted 09 January 2020 - 12:12 AM

You know infection is a drama queen so let him off this once šŸ˜

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