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[decaff]

I got dressed up in my fancy dress costume (as a dog), got really drunk and woke up feeling like somebody had fiddled with me.... can't remember anymore.

You didn't get walked by Troutman did you?

[unclechicken]

Me and my mates went up to the woods with some bows and arrows.

Thank god we were all crap shots or one of us would have been up on a murder charge lol.

A couple of hits with the Spider Power catapults with acorns on heads, but nothing killed.

PS, me and my mate set fire to a cornfield about 500metres from my house, watched it go up and my parents saying "Thats horrible that is", still dont know it was me and my mate to this day.

Never w*nked a dog off though Trouty, thats just dirty.....

Talking about dogs now though, I once put mustard on my dogs testicles and hid his water bowl....

[uya]

Once blew myself up on my sisters birthday. had been mixing up chemicals in a big 5 litre juice container, thought it would be a good idea to drop a lit birthday candle in it to see what happened, nothing happened, so I looked into the container, and WHOOSH! Cue ambulance. Sister got her own back for spoiling her birthday by calling me patch for the next few weeks.

Neerly blew myself up again years later, having a fire on some rocks with my mates. We found a big 15KG calor gas bottle and thoght it would be a good idea to put it on the fire, as we had run out of oil drums to put on it, the really stupid part was going and kicking it when it just started hissing instead of blowing.
Cringe every time I think of that now.

[unclechicken]

Once blew myself up on my sisters birthday.

Something like that happened to me. Me and Paul Clarkson once made some gunpowder (Potassium Nitrate, Carbon, Sulphur) in my dads shed.

Was dipping a wet needle in, lighting the needle then putting needle out before repeating.

Forgot to put needle out once and the pot noodle tub went up big style, gutted my dads shed.

Got grounded for f**king ages after that.

[jamesb99_1999]

I came home when I was about 12 and my brother and his mates were upstairs and the dog was at the top looked down on me then came rolling down stumbled up looked at me and walked off... They had been giving him blowbacks and lager all day.. My brother also gave me a can of paraffin when I was about 5 and I nearly died.

[Dr DX]

$&%#ed a dog!

ur barking mad lol

[dave1de]

Just thought of another one now.

In the school gates, where the padlock goes there was a hole, and if you slide the bar accross that locks it this hole goes past the first, large iron gate pannel.

Me and my mate decided it would be fun to try and do a very dangerous stunt, in which my mate put the finger in the hole, i would pull the bar and he would get his finger out just in the nick of time. My other mate who was watching but his head down and moved away, but the 1st time it was a success, 2nd time it went great again, so we decided to do it one last time, full force with me pulling it as hard as I could.

Instead of a loud clank or iron, there was just a soft, dull thud, followed loudly by a scream. I was laughing, but also trying not too look incase there was half a figner on the floor. It turned out it was broken several times and he needed a finger sling for about a month afterwards. We still laugh about it sometimes.

It made me cringe writing this it really did.

[Dr DX]

Just thought of another one now.

In the school gates, where the padlock goes there was a hole, and if you slide the bar accross that locks it this hole goes past the first, large iron gate pannel.

Me and my mate decided it would be fun to try and do a very dangerous stunt, in which my mate put the finger in the hole, i would pull the bar and he would get his finger out just in the nick of time. My other mate who was watching but his head down and moved away, but the 1st time it was a success, 2nd time it went great again, so we decided to do it one last time, full force with me pulling it as hard as I could.

Instead of a loud clank or iron, there was just a soft, dull thud, followed loudly by a scream. I was laughing, but also trying not too look incase there was half a figner on the floor. It turned out it was broken several times and he needed a finger sling for about a month afterwards. We still laugh about it sometimes.

It made me cringe writing this it really did.

Me thinks Dave is Dr. Evil in Desgise lol

[dtrmad2004]

rolf..........

used to blow pidgeons and seagulls up in peir head in liverpool.using bread with tabasco sauce then wrap more bread round it and put baking powder in.birds eats it. burns its mouth. drinks water. and erm. shits its self or explodes....

also used to do coffe tin bombs in school. got suspended for that stunt....

large nescafe tin from kitchens/staff rooms/bins..........
baking powder......and lob warm water in with red food colouring.put the lid on and place on a table at dinner time.walk away and listen for the bang. then go back and see everyones nice red shirts.lol. looks like a scene from pulp fiction.

dog shit on a slide..on bottom.and put sand over it........see who went thru it........

dog shit in paper....set alight to it.......knock on door and run and hide......
watch the poor bugger stamp it out........lol

bit of a c*** i was..........

Well you sure know how to keep yourself amused, I know someone who used to do near enough the same things.

Some of it a bit sick but funny.

Andy

[jones184]

when i was about 13/14 me & me m8's use to feed theses kids aged about 5 or 6dog biscults with dog shit on top of them. we would go around n look 4 fresh dog shit then scoop it up on these biscults n feed them 2 theses kids . still have 2 laugh about it now when i c theses kids we use 2 feed them 2