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[jamesb99_1999]

I made a fruit machine out of a box that I sat in and turned the reels by hand, and I also made a vending machine that worked with a sprung lever out of a cardboard box that when the coin dropped the lever sprang just enough to let one item out.. I also remember sitting in a box pretending to read the news.. Sh&*t I was a weird child.. lol

[Jimmy_mac]

kinda seeing a bit of a box theme going on with things there fella

[ady]

Set my hand and carpet alight pratting about with a chemistry set my Parents had bought me.....

Damn that meths really goes baby!.......

Think they wanted me to study on finding a new form of energy saving...all me and my 14 yo mates did was used the burner to light out 10 B&H's in the bedroom.

They never did suss why that was the FIRST time I tidied up my room and moved my bed to cover it up...when the carpet was replace I was here to 'help out'

[Geddy]

$&%#ed a dog!

[Bencrest]

$&%#ed a dog!

Riiiiiiiiiiiight, I don't think anything I could come up with could beat that

Any particular reason or just boredom? lol

[Geddy]

Riiiiiiiiiiiight, I don't think anything I could come up with could beat that

Any particular reason or just boredom? lol

Bugger I meant 'walked' damn that really looks bad.

[Jimmy_mac]

Bugger I meant 'walked' damn that really looks bad.

oh theres a mistake trouty, it aint the walked bit though, think ya meant grandma instead of dog

[Bencrest]

LOL!

Don't worry, we believe you

[dtrmad2004]

$&%#ed a dog!

Is that the dog in question, on your avatar?? .

Andy

[RB]

panty raided the Knoll Girls School locker room at Hangleton....saw my first hairy muff during that raid...aged 12....f***...i is getting old...

[dave1de]

probably shouting things at teachers with my mates in secondary school, eg there was a teacher called miss gavin, so we shouted things like "oi gavin". My mate also got expelled for making pig noises at a teacher too.

We all got in trouble in the end, we sure were imature but oh how we laughed

[hinchy]

I crucified my brother to the washing line pole with a makeshift crucifix made from washing up mops
In a strange form of coincidence a priest turned up that very minute to visit my mum - he looked out the window and saw a divine image.

My brother just looked in shock and said he found divine strength like never before and pulled both his hands out of the tightly knotted cord. he then had the blood marks on his hands lol

We still have a chuckle about it today

[RB]

getting the Cane, 6 on each hand for putting a banger in some guys pocket at the Knoll Boys....and the fecking music teacher mr white,(sadistic bastard) caught me...

[jamesb99_1999]

I got dressed up in my fancy dress costume (as a dog), got really drunk and woke up feeling like somebody had fiddled with me.... can't remember anymore.

[dtrmad2004]

When I was a kid (still am at heart) i used to get in the fowlest of tempers for no reason, at school i made this elastic band powered car and for some reason after making it, it would just not work properly so i just smashed it to bits, used to do that with most things.

another silly thing I did was i wanted to go indoors one day and didn't have a key, i got so imapatient waiting for mum to answer the door, I kicked the door but it was a glass panel and ended up with one very bloody leg and a trip to the hospital.

more silly going on's

I was riding a freinds bike down a steep hill with only a front brake and no seat, I was standing up and pulled the break to slow me down and went straight over the handlebars and SMACK went my head onto the road followed by another trip to the hospital, ive still got the bump on my head, luckily enough I smashed my head on a table some years before in another stupid incident so ive got one either side on my head to even it out, unbelievable but true.

I was very clumsy as a child lol.

Andy

[jamesb99_1999]

Talking of elastic band powered cars (I made them too), does anyone remember the program The Great Egg Race.. Wasn't that cool - I think they should bring that back.. It was very clever.

[ady]

getting the Cane, 6 on each hand for putting a banger in some guys pocket at the Knoll Boys....and the fecking music teacher mr white,(sadistic bastard) caught me...

Knoll....yep pretty clost to my Secondary Tech (Patcham Fawcett Annexe)....on the hand fro me too, came in smiling as all my mates were in class---only to be told...."Ahh so you enjoyed it....come here son i'll do it again", git did too!

[Gazeyre1966]

I went through this phase of pissing on my parent's living room carpet when I first discovered the joys of alcohol because I couldn't be arsed going to the toilet.

I also used to hit the cat on the head with a tablespoon when I was younger.

Not proud

[hinchy]

[QUOTE=Gazeyre1966]I went through this phrase of pissing on my parent's living room carpet when I first discovered the joys of alcohol because I couldn't be arsed going to the toilet.

I'm glad Im not the only one who used to do that!

[RB]

Knoll....yep pretty clost to my Secondary Tech (Patcham Fawcett Annexe)....on the hand fro me too, came in smiling as all my mates were in class---only to be told...."Ahh so you enjoyed it....come here son i'll do it again", git did too!

at least it wasnt the Neville...sworn enemies of the Knoll....had many a running battle spaced out on cider and VP sherry.....singing many a Judge Dread Hit....