you should sell it to them lolBANANA PHONE
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Posted 19 May 2005 - 09:52 PM
Yes, yadda yadda yoop!
The Crazy Frog.
I like frogs. Amphibious creatures that hop about. In a moment I shall provide some tips relating to frog maintenance but first - something else.
Quick fact: The nudge music on that old Project hi-tech machine 'The Heat is on' is that sample used on The Crazy Frog add. what was the name of that song? It is eluding me. Ah the wonderful wonderful 80s. Obviously that particular fruit machine doesn't go 'A ring-bring-biddly baddly BLOOP! vrooooooooooooom bEEP!'
Jamster? More like scamster. Apparently you pay £3 for the Frog but then you end up subscribing to a string of annoying ringtones. You end up paying £60 for a load of shite. Considering how many people would pay £60 for a load of BLOOPS! and BLEEPS! on their portable telecommunications unit Jamster will probably become incredibly rich. Who can blame them? I wish I'd thought of it. It's not too late. My mystery character will debut on your TV screens soon. Get slippy with it. That's a clue.
Yes hurtand that little shitey dragon IS a pain in the arse, surely that's just for little girls aged 4? Do little girls aged 4 have mobile phones? Yes I think they must do nowadays. I mean you wouldn't get Vinnie Jones with that on his phone would ya now?
Frogs are quite rare nowadays. I think about ten years ago there was the frog equivalent of myxomyxyxmyxmxymxymxxoxoamxtosis that wiped out so many rabbits. It affected the spawn and hence frog numbers pummetted. Kids don't collect frog spawn any more. It's all text this to get that nowadays. No innocence any more. Collect some frogspawn, play line up.
If you do hear a frog rustling through the undergrowth and you want to pick it up - be gentle. Remember it will be very scared of you. You can allay its fears by resting it on your chest (LHS) around your heart. This will calm it down and it won't try to hop away. Keep it bathed with water . The frog is now your friend.
I must admit to quite enjoying the crazy frog advert on TV. It's the entreprenuerial well placed naffness that pleases me. It must be easier to manipulate my fellow humans than I anticipated. Fools! Don't pay £3 for it, record it yourself onto your mobile. I've done it on my girlfriend's mobile. I did a sample of me going dooo-dooo doooba doo do da dooo...ring ting crazy me on your phone. It went off in public and now she's not talking to me. poo!
On average it runs twice per comercial break. Plus the gangsta one or little green dragon bastard shithead. It's a bit much I suppose, but it seems to annoy everyone else in the house, so I derive sick pleasure from the stupid mad crazy frog. who's the amphibious dude on the big bike - yeah him with the menacing red eyes. I wouldn't mess with him/it.
Enough of this stuff. Yeah that plastic smile is enough to make you want to go to McDonalds and eat lots of reconstituted meat and give yourself Kuru or CJD or bowel cancer or diabetes or obesity or lethargy or something like that. Do do da de do I'm lovin' it. Who cares about that stuff? Big Macs taste lovely.
Anyway if you do want nice sandwiches get down to Good Harvest on Charles Street Leicester next to The Willie Thorne snooker club. Crap name, good sandwiches. The baps in there are better as well, nothing fake or plastic - it's the real deal.
Bloop!
The Crazy Frog.
I like frogs. Amphibious creatures that hop about. In a moment I shall provide some tips relating to frog maintenance but first - something else.
Quick fact: The nudge music on that old Project hi-tech machine 'The Heat is on' is that sample used on The Crazy Frog add. what was the name of that song? It is eluding me. Ah the wonderful wonderful 80s. Obviously that particular fruit machine doesn't go 'A ring-bring-biddly baddly BLOOP! vrooooooooooooom bEEP!'
Jamster? More like scamster. Apparently you pay £3 for the Frog but then you end up subscribing to a string of annoying ringtones. You end up paying £60 for a load of shite. Considering how many people would pay £60 for a load of BLOOPS! and BLEEPS! on their portable telecommunications unit Jamster will probably become incredibly rich. Who can blame them? I wish I'd thought of it. It's not too late. My mystery character will debut on your TV screens soon. Get slippy with it. That's a clue.
Yes hurtand that little shitey dragon IS a pain in the arse, surely that's just for little girls aged 4? Do little girls aged 4 have mobile phones? Yes I think they must do nowadays. I mean you wouldn't get Vinnie Jones with that on his phone would ya now?
Frogs are quite rare nowadays. I think about ten years ago there was the frog equivalent of myxomyxyxmyxmxymxymxxoxoamxtosis that wiped out so many rabbits. It affected the spawn and hence frog numbers pummetted. Kids don't collect frog spawn any more. It's all text this to get that nowadays. No innocence any more. Collect some frogspawn, play line up.
If you do hear a frog rustling through the undergrowth and you want to pick it up - be gentle. Remember it will be very scared of you. You can allay its fears by resting it on your chest (LHS) around your heart. This will calm it down and it won't try to hop away. Keep it bathed with water . The frog is now your friend.
I must admit to quite enjoying the crazy frog advert on TV. It's the entreprenuerial well placed naffness that pleases me. It must be easier to manipulate my fellow humans than I anticipated. Fools! Don't pay £3 for it, record it yourself onto your mobile. I've done it on my girlfriend's mobile. I did a sample of me going dooo-dooo doooba doo do da dooo...ring ting crazy me on your phone. It went off in public and now she's not talking to me. poo!
On average it runs twice per comercial break. Plus the gangsta one or little green dragon bastard shithead. It's a bit much I suppose, but it seems to annoy everyone else in the house, so I derive sick pleasure from the stupid mad crazy frog. who's the amphibious dude on the big bike - yeah him with the menacing red eyes. I wouldn't mess with him/it.
Enough of this stuff. Yeah that plastic smile is enough to make you want to go to McDonalds and eat lots of reconstituted meat and give yourself Kuru or CJD or bowel cancer or diabetes or obesity or lethargy or something like that. Do do da de do I'm lovin' it. Who cares about that stuff? Big Macs taste lovely.
Anyway if you do want nice sandwiches get down to Good Harvest on Charles Street Leicester next to The Willie Thorne snooker club. Crap name, good sandwiches. The baps in there are better as well, nothing fake or plastic - it's the real deal.
Bloop!
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Posted 19 May 2005 - 09:58 PM
Yes, yadda yadda yoop!
Quick fact: The nudge music on that old Project hi-tech machine 'The Heat is on' is that sample used on The Crazy Frog add. what was the name of that song? It is eluding me. Ah the wonderful wonderful 80s. Obviously that particular fruit machine doesn't go 'A ring-bring-biddly baddly BLOOP! vrooooooooooooom bEEP!'
Bloop!
the song used. (I HAVE THE FULL PRE RELEASE VIDEO FOR MY DAUGHTER)
was AXEL F..... which was from the film 48 hours with eddie murphy.......
ahhhhhhhhhh the good old 80,s......................
good machines....good films...good music... and good dru...............ahem.
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Posted 19 May 2005 - 10:00 PM
Crazy frog was originally a internet joke. Well at least the sound was. It can be found here.
http://www.funnyjunk...sanity_test.htm
http://www.funnyjunk...sanity_test.htm
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Posted 19 May 2005 - 10:20 PM
I prefer the other Banana Phone flash, although can't remember the damn URL. Something about 'the friend society'.... sure that was the name of the site.
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Recommended reading - http://www.gamblersaloud.com/ (yes, I bought the book, very happy with it!)
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Posted 19 May 2005 - 11:54 PM
Im behind this campaign 100%,,you cant even watch any of the f**kin music channels these days without one song followed by 15 minutes of jamster club adverts 
I hope to f**k the little shite crashes his invisible motorbike into a wall at 200mph. And have ye noticed the adverts have even started appearing on ITV2..ITV3 etc...either i get rid of cable TV or im gonna hurl my remote through the screen.
Rant over
I hope to f**k the little shite crashes his invisible motorbike into a wall at 200mph. And have ye noticed the adverts have even started appearing on ITV2..ITV3 etc...either i get rid of cable TV or im gonna hurl my remote through the screen.
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Posted 20 May 2005 - 05:27 PM
the song used. (I HAVE THE FULL PRE RELEASE VIDEO FOR MY DAUGHTER)
was AXEL F..... which was from the film 48 hours with eddie murphy.......
ahhhhhhhhhh the good old 80,s......................
good machines....good films...good music... and good dru...............ahem.
wasn't it from beverly hills cop, I may be wrong but sure i remeber it from there
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Posted 20 May 2005 - 05:42 PM
Yep Beverly Hills cop 1,2 3 written and performed by harold Faltermyer...bet he's laughing all the way to the bank yet again....
Cyberpunk:- alienated loner who lives on the edge of society in generally dystopic future where daily life is impacted by rapid technological change, an ubiquitous datasphere of computerized information, and invasive modification of the human body.....Hmmmmm
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Posted 20 May 2005 - 07:35 PM
Interesting but pointless fact...Harold also wrote the score to Top Gun!
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Posted 20 May 2005 - 07:53 PM
Interesting but pointless fact...Harold also wrote the score to Top Gun!
Which explains it.....
OK crap pic but if you really think i'll spend time on that.........lol
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Posted 21 May 2005 - 02:15 PM
sorry sorry very sorry for this post
crazy frog
http://sr2.mytempdir.com/29752
sorry sorry very sorry for this post
crazy frog
http://sr2.mytempdir.com/29752
sorry sorry very sorry for this post
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Posted 21 May 2005 - 02:33 PM
sorry sorry very sorry for this post
crazy frog
http://sr2.mytempdir.com/29752
sorry sorry very sorry for this post
Ahhhhh thanks for the link lol
Anyway before its asked download and right-click and open with IE.
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Posted 25 May 2005 - 05:04 PM
Jamster real sounds,wallpaper,screensavers
sorry
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Posted 25 May 2005 - 10:34 PM
went round me nans today, she said i love that mad frog song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
time to put her in a home methinks
time to put her in a home methinks
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Posted 29 May 2005 - 07:08 PM
and its gone to number one in the charts today!!
I just don't get it, all i hear is people saying how terrible the song is so who are the muppets buying this thing!
I just don't get it, all i hear is people saying how terrible the song is so who are the muppets buying this thing!
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Posted 29 May 2005 - 10:36 PM
The sort of 12 year old chavs that think them having a £4.50 video on their phone makes them cool?
I stick with the ringtone that sounds like an old fashioned bell telephone, on my very reasonably priced mobile phone, and to be honest the pubs I drink in, *that* is considered cool
I also believe in, rather than spending several hundred pounds on what is a 'jack of all trades, master of none' phone - i.e Phone with pretty poor camera, not very good mp3 playback.... I get a Digital Camera, an MP3 player, and a cheap, basic mobile.
That way, when I get held up for my phone, I lose about £20. TBH it isn't even worth that, and certainly isn't worth mugging me for.
Parents that send their kids [I'm talking up to about 14 years old] out with phones worth say £200 upwards should'nt be surprised when the kid gets beaten up for it.
I guess that says 2 things about me really, that I don't do 'fad' stuff, and that I'm out of touch with modern youth [a bit said when you are only 19] ...but at least I don't pretend I'm some 5ft tall gangster because I stole my parents vodka, make them get me a £300 phone, and jump out shouting at people
I stick with the ringtone that sounds like an old fashioned bell telephone, on my very reasonably priced mobile phone, and to be honest the pubs I drink in, *that* is considered cool
I also believe in, rather than spending several hundred pounds on what is a 'jack of all trades, master of none' phone - i.e Phone with pretty poor camera, not very good mp3 playback.... I get a Digital Camera, an MP3 player, and a cheap, basic mobile.
That way, when I get held up for my phone, I lose about £20. TBH it isn't even worth that, and certainly isn't worth mugging me for.
Parents that send their kids [I'm talking up to about 14 years old] out with phones worth say £200 upwards should'nt be surprised when the kid gets beaten up for it.
I guess that says 2 things about me really, that I don't do 'fad' stuff, and that I'm out of touch with modern youth [a bit said when you are only 19] ...but at least I don't pretend I'm some 5ft tall gangster because I stole my parents vodka, make them get me a £300 phone, and jump out shouting at people
Ben
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Recommended reading - http://www.gamblersaloud.com/ (yes, I bought the book, very happy with it!)
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Recommended reading - http://www.gamblersaloud.com/ (yes, I bought the book, very happy with it!)
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Posted 30 May 2005 - 01:51 PM
Not sure if this relieves the stress of crazy frog or makes it worse!
http://www.coolsmart...ff/ringtone.htm
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 04:01 PM
Zippped, windows media file.
Not got original link, as it was emailed.
For crazy frog haters
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For crazy frog haters
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 04:54 PM
We don't use the 'F' word in this house, 'it' is a 'TOAD!'
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