EDITED by Bencrest, removed my off topic rambling 
Gosh, a post for me to pull apart, always a pleasure.
my post was more a light-hearted view on things
Don't joke about suicide where gambling is concerned. I know people who has lost all their money. Taken out credit cards, maxed them out on bandits. People who have lost their family, their friends, their homes, their jobs, and yes, in extreme cases, even their lives.
Regarding your fruit-machine-less past 8 months, surely your situation is no different to an alcoholic giving up alcohol, but then working in a pub. Surely you are still an addict even though coins are'nt passing through your fingers,
I can't see any valid point there. I'm not an addict to fruit machines in reality, because when I see a machine, I think 'hmm, I wonder which ignorant tit is going to pour their wages into that, and then blame the machine, rather than seeing it for what it is'. People may think I'm a tit as well for talking like that, but I'm not the person who stands there for 30 mins [if you are bloody lucky], with my back turned on reality, pouring my wallet into a system that is designed to, over all, take 30% out of money in, and provide no entertainment.
what if someone tells you about this new, no-lose machine, are you going to wait yrs until it is emulated???[/
My previous addiction to machines has no bearing at all on the above question. If the information was from someone I could trust, and it was easy to see if the information would work, INDEPENDANT of whether I had played a machine or not previously I would have a shot at it.
AND - TO TOP THAT ALL OFF :
Can I please reiterate that the idea of fruit machine emulation is NOT to help people work out strategies for machines?Hmmm...I wonder what kind of replies I'll get to this?!