get a bird round? have a w*nk?
me, i ordered a chicken tikka jalfrezi, kemma rice and an extra tark dhall side dish. washed down with a nice cold fosters.
fantastic, hope she goes out again soon!
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Posted 20 April 2013 - 09:17 PM
normally i have a list of things to do, a bit like homework lol, plus two whinging kids, wanting stuff unfortunatly i don,t have much time, but before the kids if she went out, i'd to go out gambling trouble is i'd come back with pockets full of quids trying to hide them
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Posted 20 April 2013 - 09:24 PM
Fook, marriage ain't for me but if you want to stay faithful a good DVD and some nice chow would about cover it.
Despite being resolutely single I have been seeing a bird lately who is pretty cool so I behave myself, few beers with the boys and a chicken fried rice on te way home does it for me. If I'm feeling frisky, well, the internet is always available, say no more. But usually I will just chill with a nice single malt and enjoy peace and solitude. Nothing wrong with that and nothing to feel guilty about the next day...
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Posted 20 April 2013 - 10:08 PM
you would think you would get bored of porn 
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 11:42 AM
well my wife went out and never came back lol
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http://www.wwe.com/w...enov08/8662404/ 8th pic on the first row...me perving with me cam on maria
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 03:12 PM
you would think you would get bored of porn
get bored of porn, nah but it could get rather messy 
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 03:50 PM
Porn? - Oh cum on guys...
...I might make this thread a sticky!
...I might make this thread a sticky!
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 05:41 PM
get a bird round? have a w*nk?
me, i ordered a chicken tikka jalfrezi, kemma rice and an extra tark dhall side dish. washed down with a nice cold fosters.
fantastic, hope she goes out again soon!
to top it all she came home drunk and gave me a blowey 
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:09 PM
Daryl you are a classic mate love the 1 liners from you mate
I aim to please Sam mate… 
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My name is Daryl, I was born in 1965 and have been into FME since 2002!
On 23 June 2011, I was diagnosed with Alzheimers Disease In November 2012, I was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease and Parkinsonian Syndrome too.
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:49 PM
to top it all she came home drunk and gave me a blowey
That's a right result!
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:54 PM
When she goes out... I switch my hearing aid back on!
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 07:52 PM
to top it all she came home drunk and gave me a blowey
Result!
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 08:18 PM
to top it all she came home drunk and gave me a blowey
Not the only one that got one then?
Me missus was at an Ann Summers party on Saturday, and sent me over a few pic's of devices on sale on the day..... it sounds like she's got something, as I am getting teased via FB like hell right now
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 09:07 PM
Ann Summers. LOL. That reminds me . My mate and myself put a phone system in the local branch. At the end of the day we both walked out of the shop together. We got some funny looks, as i was carrying a large cardboard box. LOl.
You could make a fortune at those parties selling batteries and psu's.
I thought a rabbit was a fluffy animal that lived in a burrow???
KY jelly Errrrgh tastes horrible.
Not that I've tried it, well only when the Missus was out. 
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Posted 22 April 2013 - 02:32 AM
I love it when the wife goes out. The moment she leaves the house Its straight up to the computer I go for a good half hour browsing session on red tube or Hamster,
We have a computer right by the window so I can even see if shes coming down the road 
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