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[wayne123]

Here is the start of it, can you add 2 lines at at time??

 

 

It seemed that though out my life, you really was always there,

Through loads of fascinating music, and flashing lights I’d stare.

 

You never ever judged me, from the coins I put in I knew,

It didn’t matter if I were black or white, your payout was always true.

 

There are loads of versions of you now, you get more advanced each day,

But there is still one golden rule, only a percentage you will pay.

 

You first inventor which was, the liberty bell,

Never knew how much they’d take off, and how profits would swell.

 

They used to call you the one armed bandit, you’d wipe some wallets clean,

But now your all advanced you see, and now you’re a fruit machine.

 

There is bell fruit, maygay and barcrest, all they do is steal,

But do you remember the day, before noel Edmunds and deal or no deal!.

 

 

 

[stevedude2]

I went to the arcades today

To try and make a mint

But instead of that, I got blown out

And went home f*****g skint

 

stevedude2 - 2013

[vectra666]

then i went back the next day,

and there was some old bint,

hogging all the partytime's,

making a f*****g mint.....

[smashthegas]

I waited 'til the bint had gone,

and with a quid I parted.

I won a jackpot straightaway,

and subsequently farted.

[jamesy4]

After the Jackpot finished and counted the cash,
I was hoping for it to hold or repeat but it never.
When i went to collect my winnings, the machine ended up saying........
Please call an assistant/manager because I.O.U (So i was there waiting for it to come out).

[SourceLeisure]

With Out The Pennys You Might Not WIn Any 

Empty Your Money Jars For The Dreams For 3 Bars

Head For Gold As Your Never To Old 

Dont Be Funny & Win Some Money 



* Purely Random Sentences That Rhyme