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[marcosource]

www.cecimoz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Chavs2.htm

[PJ]

LMFBO@both of them - this is good timing, considering the two tossers who poached me last week were both f*****g chav cocksuckers!

[eddiec]

gotta ask - being out of the uk for 8.5yrs now, what's a chav?

[uya]

Second that?

[PJ]

...what's a chav?...

Never mind that, wtf's a 'gegger'?

[DildoDez]

a chav is a typical dolite knob who thinks he something special who goes round usually with a 17 year old mother of 3 kids/trackies/cheap rolled gold jewlery/a spliff.
her in pink trackies him with a blue/green lacoste track suit.if in pair with a female/male combo they are on the way to buy or pawn jewllery or get money from post office or onway to or coming from cashconvertors.
if they hunt in packs then the male chav would be with other male chavs.
all with a differnet colour track suit on...2 with spliffs.hangin in a or around a /betting shop/arcade/off liscence...........
the female if in a pack will typically not wear the usual markings of a lacost etrackie but go into what is know as CASUAL MODE......ie PYJAMA,s quicker to get back to bed once the kids are in school and they got there essential mobile phone top up cards/lecky and gas cards.then its back to bed till the kids get outta school...on dole day they can be found in and around pawn shops.buying another soverin ring to go with the other 8-9 others.






does that give you more of an idea.........

Can i ask, in Scottish terms, would this be what we class as a NED?

[todd1970]

I think you would be correct there young man...or to put it another way wee diddys that hing aboot the arcades goin "awright mate...gonna sell iz wan o yer fags"..."ere by the way ma man...ma mate jist took 30 quid oot that" Thank feck i dont go in them damn arcades anymore :twisted:

[uya]

For all those not familiar with Glasgow ned, this should give you a good insight.

http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/

I recommend the nedagotchi in the toys section.

[eddiec]

I always recommend Rab. C. Nesbitt to yanks who think they have a good handle on dialects in the uk.

[PJ]

I always recommend Rab. C. Nesbitt to yanks who think they have a good handle on dialects in the uk.

I-tha-nim-a-ghod - just glad I had a teletext TV in those days...