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[Zoltar]

Actually, probably not coming soon.......

Take 1 bloke (me), 1 dressing gown, 1 rubber mask and 1 pristine toilet...............






And what do you get???????????

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[Zoltar]

I bought the mask for a bit of halloween fun. Kerry, my beautiful partner, threatened to 'disown' me when I suggested I'd whip on the mask in Primark on Sunday. I wanted her to take a photo of me outside of Tesco whilst wearing the mask and I got a verbal bashing for suggesting that.

Thinking about Bo-Selecta, and my new Gadaffi mask, I had a few ideas. But it may be difficult to pull off on my own............

I have a secret weapon though and if I can convince him, (Kerry's 11 year old lad Jack), then I'm gonna do a few short films for the tube. My first 2 ideas are going into Tesco for a lottery scratchcard and some smokes, and idea 2 was to ride down the street on a bicycle with stabilisers on. This may be a tough challenge but I'm certainly gonna try it out.

[cashbox1]

ha ha Zoltar mate - you wanna watch the bleeders who shot the real Gadaffi dont think they made a mistake and come after you LMAO

[Zoltar]

Well, I'm out at weekend in this mask. I'll either make a good impression, making stacks of people laugh, or I'll be dragged through the streets, anally penetrated with a rifle butt, and forced to be interviewed by John Humphries from the BBC.

Either way, it will certainly be an eye opening experience lol


EDIT:- I have my 'Go Compare' goofy teeth piccy shirt on in this piccy lol.

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[todd1970]

Hahahaa...that looks quite realistic that does in the first pic.

Although i read somewhere that apparently Gadaffi was errmm shall we say 'violated' just before he was killed.

I hope you dont intend to take it that far lol.

[Johnnyafc]

she beat you all

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[stanmarsh14]

LMAO, I love it

Die the Elvis way

[ady]

lol loving this thread.....

Can get fairly interesting

[straekseims]

what happened in the end?

[Zoltar]

It's still on going....

I walked to Tesco last Saturday and got chased by a dog, got called 'weird' by a pensioner and had to remove my mask to buy a scratchcard. The mask is quite uncomfortable to wear but I'm figuring out what I can do for a laugh. Cos it's such a shame to just stick the mask away after paying what I did for it.

[ady]

The G20 is fairly hot atm.....mabey an intrusion to the talk's shouting hahaha here I am and that you had actually defected to become Greek?

Only an idea like!

[spa]

Well, I'm out at weekend in this mask. I'll either make a good impression, making stacks of people laugh, or I'll be dragged through the streets, anally penetrated with a rifle butt, and forced to be interviewed by John Humphries from the BBC.

Either way, it will certainly be an eye opening experience lol


EDIT:- I have my 'Go Compare' goofy teeth piccy shirt on in this piccy lol.

So where's the mask?