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[frig]

I just found a pic on my phone, that I took last week on my visit to the Cambodian/Thailand border. This was on the wall in the toilet cubicle!

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[fatdad]

recycling

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[kriss]

Haha

[mazza500]

nice lol funny

[markleshark]

is this a shit thread???

[saynowt]

some people don like sitting on strange toilets some nasty diseases caught through them ask george michael

[markleshark]

some people don like sitting on strange toilets some nasty diseases caught through them ask george michael

talkin of george michael,,,,,,,,,, i just heard on the news that michael barrymore has died, he was found with a chocolate bar stuffed up his arse, the police are blaming geaorge michael for his carless wispa!!!

[straekseims]

A pLACE WHERE I USED TO WORK CALLED sH*RE Gar*ens they had toilets you would not believe the forigners used to Nick ALL the bog roll to take home. if you needed a dump you would have to ask a mate for bog roll if they brought any with em. I even knew one lad who used the paper cover from the felt roofing to wipe. And to my own shame had to stick aload of Rizla,s together Pre shit. I know it sounds far fetched but im serious it was that bad. and the toilets where hardy ever cleaned (by a man who was known as Homer Simpson coz he looked just like him but not as yellow)the forigners would not sit on the seats they would croutch above the saet (like the picture at the top of the thread) and would just crap and hope it hit the bowl. Even i know 2 lads who went for a shit at the back of one of the wood storage wharehouses) after the Rizla Incedent i would drive off the premises to the nearest ASDA and go crap in there (in the nice clean toilets of course) and out of annoyance I REFUSED to clock out to go for an ASDUMP

[Nudgeman]

Where I work we have been plagued with similar problems. There is a chap with a hernia who seems to cause a dreadful mess. Also there is a bog roll thief, so pre-defaecation we have to sign a register and an armed guard loads the bog roll onto an armoured truck which escorts us over the battlefield/stockroom to the main toilet area. Once there, the bog roll in placed on a digital scale, correct to 2dp and we are allowed to commence shitting. The infantry bellow out "Commence shitting now!" and we have four minutes to expel faecal matter. After the four minutes is up, someone kicks the door down and places some scales in the cubicle. The bog roll, commmonly known as toilet roll in middle class parlence, is reweighed and the difference in weight is sent to a secret agent named Sparrow, who will take it as code that The Big Reds in Medway services is that much in milligrams/pound off a phones board. We then undertake a funded course by the HSE on 'How to wash hands in the workplace', we all get laminated certificates and can commence hand washing procedures. That f*****g aromaoured (a perfect mix of fragrance and military security) truck comes back over to get us and everyone lives happily ever after.