when i finally stopped laughing at Mazooma`s brilliant song,i couldnt resist having a go at one myself.... sung to the tune of Champagne Supernova.
how many times d`you ask for change?
why do they give you looks so strange?
only popped in for a little try
lousy coffee,dried up ham
percentages a f...ing sham,
classics gone-it makes me wanna cry!
every night you`ll find me logging into e ba~~~~~~~yyyy
where a Barcrest Razzle Dazzle caught my eye
every night you`ll find me logging into e ba~~~~~~~yyyy
where a Barcrest Razzle Dazzle,a Barcrest Razzle Dazzle
caught my eye....
called the attendant asked her when,
this heap of s**t will pay again
im sure i hear them laughing as we try....
bet too much we know its rash
parting with the hard earned cash
Silver Ghost you`re gone oh why oh why......?
every night you`ll find me logging into e ba~~~~~~~yyyy
where a Barcrest Razzle Dazzle caught my eye
every night you`ll find me logging into e ba~~~~~~~yyyy
where a Barcrest Razzle Dazzle,a Barcrest Razzle Dazzle..
cos we all believe that we`re gonna get a jackpot eventually...
and as you try,its do or die
the thing we always ask ourselves is why? why? why? why? why?
D-O-N-D what a joke
ten bob a spin it makes you choke
no more little twinkle in the eye...
cash is gone and now you`re broke
you go outside and scrounge a smoke
gambling`s a mugs game-never try !
every night you`ll find me logging into e ba~~~~~~~yyyy
where a Barcrest Razzle Dazzle caught my eye
every night you`ll find me logging into e ba~~~~~~~yyyy
where a Barcrest Razzle Dazzle,a Barcrest Razzle Dazzle..
cos we all believe that we`re gonna get a jackpot eventually...
and as you try,its do or die
the thing we always ask ourselves is why? why? why? why? why?
the best thing now that you can do -
become a friend of Fruit Emu
loads of classic fruits for you to try....
fruits for you to try....
fruits for you to try....
fruits for you to try....
fruits for you to try....
fruits for you to try....
repeat to fade.
i have had a drunken attempt at recording it, but unless ady or duplu threaten me with a ban it will stay on my hard drive LMAO 
