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[silkyuk9]

Me and the misses were watching that C4 prog the other night, i think it was called The Sex Education Show. Anyway, a bit came on about masterbation and me and the misses had a little conversation about it.

The root of the conversation was how old were you when you had your first hand shandy, and how did you know that messing about with yourself gave you thiat funny feeling.

Well, i told my wife that when i was in infant school, in PE, we used to love climbing the ropes and sliding down them, it made a nice tingly feeling in your willy. Im sure im not the only guy who as a pre-teen enjoyed this experiance, climbing up the rope and crossing your legs and sliding down.

Anyone else remember that!!

hope this little topic does not offend anyone, if so a mod can remove it.

[aaamusements]

Ouch! Rope burn!

[Toddyuk]

lol , thats exactly where i first found out , God bless the rope ladders

[Zoltar]

hope this little topic does not offend anyone, if so a mod can remove it.

I don't think it offends. Especially the way you elloquently worded it.

It's not always about the subject at hand. Often the way it's expressed.



I can't remember my first awakening. Probably because I'm an old git. But I do remember being about 14 and finding some mucky books in some bushes in the grounds of Hull University. Put it this way, when I discarded them, I had to wait a good 5 to 10 minutes before continuing on my way.

[kriss]

PMSL

For me first experimentet at the age of 12

[tommydee]

And kriss is now 12.5

[dtrmad2004]

Lol, nice topic

Can't remember mine but I always remember that funny feeling you got in your willy when being in a car and going over a small hump back bridge at a decent speed

[carlosgee]

think i was about 14, i always remember it used to go hard when i saw a womans chest, sam fox provided me with many yrs entertainment

[RB]

Pmsl.....youre all a bunch a #@#@#@#s...

[Deano]

I don't think it offends. Especially the way you elloquently worded it.

It's not always about the subject at hand. Often the way it's expressed.



I can't remember my first awakening. Probably because I'm an old git. But I do remember being about 14 and finding some mucky books in some bushes in the grounds of Hull University. Put it this way, when I discarded them, I had to wait a good 5 to 10 minutes before continuing on my way.

Very similar circumstances for me.Found a stash of dirty books(niff mags we used to call them) in a carrier bag in a bush.Took them home,and ,hey presto,my first $&%# lol.I were 14 at the time and hid them all bar one under my dads shed.
Got caught reading one by my dad,most embarrassing.
Then we got a wasps nest under the shed.I was at school and the council man got rid of the nest,and my stash..Bastard

[ForYouToEnvy]

It's not always about the subject at hand.

I beg to differ:o

[RB]

I think $&%# mags tend to be the first major port of call for most lads, i remember getting hard ons looking at naked female mannikin dummies in shop windows when i was 11 or 12 then i found my dads Color climax mags....Woohoo

Think with the internet its different these days as looking at the cache on my kids hard drives that tends to be where they get their "$&%#ing material", even my daughter browses around redtube with her mates. Tried blocking their activities but they already have work rounds sorted. so i just monitor what they are upto incase things get out of hand and block chatroom software using cybersitter

[Gazeyre1966]

The first time I knew something was up was when I tried to climb a pole at the local swingpark when I was 11.....Didn't know what was happening but I knew that I liked it...pmsl.

[Deano]

The first time I knew something was up was when I tried to climb a pole at the local swingpark when I was 11.....Didn't know what was happening but I knew that I liked it...pmsl.

Was that "Pole" a man or woman Gaz pmsl

[Toddyuk]

lmao this has got to be the best thread ever

[RB]

lmao this has got to be the best thread ever

I bet many of the female members dont subscribe to this thread though, they pretend they dont do it...LOL

[silkyuk9]

I bet many of the female members dont subscribe to this thread though, they pretend they dont do it...LOL

I was always taught there are two kinds of bloke, #@#@#@#s and Lyers.

But to be honest I do not partake in that act. You see i was circumsised a few years ago and after that i cannot $&%#, don't miss it though i still get plenty off the wife.

[Toddyuk]

I bet many of the female members dont subscribe to this thread though, they pretend they dont do it...LOL

Lol , I hope there's a few honest ones , Ad love to hear there stories lol .

[PJ]

...A girl called jodie showed me what she could do with a crayon...

Surname wasn't Marsh by any chance, was it?


If you say you don't $&%#, you're a liar,
And a fool if you say that you do;
So the next time you see, Prince Charles on TV,
Remember he $&%#s himself too!