cock a doodle dough
Started by stu55554, Apr 07 2008 04:16 PM
39 replies to this topic
#21
Posted 08 April 2008 - 01:50 PM
stu, let's face it, you live in a partial make believe world.
Why make up tall tales just to post to people you don't know on an Internet forum? I think you are taking an ounce of truth and adding two hundredweight of pure lardy lies to the mix.
So you say "it is the clarry redcar" - what is that? Am I right in thinking it is 'The Clarry' pub in Redcar? IS that right. If so, what is the barman's name and could you provide a phone number for the pub? If I get a spare moment I'll phone up the pub concerned and verify your story for the rest of the forum, so if you could do that for me please stu I'd appreciate it.
I don't like silly stories(!) and will have to SEEK out the TRUTH in this case.
Why make up tall tales just to post to people you don't know on an Internet forum? I think you are taking an ounce of truth and adding two hundredweight of pure lardy lies to the mix.
So you say "it is the clarry redcar" - what is that? Am I right in thinking it is 'The Clarry' pub in Redcar? IS that right. If so, what is the barman's name and could you provide a phone number for the pub? If I get a spare moment I'll phone up the pub concerned and verify your story for the rest of the forum, so if you could do that for me please stu I'd appreciate it.
I don't like silly stories(!) and will have to SEEK out the TRUTH in this case.
@_!!
#22
Posted 08 April 2008 - 10:42 PM
im not lieing its all you need to know, eveyone was right i lost my fionce tonight i really f*****g hate life!!
toddy likes to change signatures as he has nothing better to do..
#23
Posted 08 April 2008 - 11:22 PM
The Clarry is part of the 'O'Grady's' chain of pubs and is situated in Redcar. Apparently they play host to a lot of live bands.
01642 4776** is the number apparently. So I just need the name of the barman and your name 'stu' just to verify the story. As a shrewd guess, I'm going with Stuart, correct me if I'm wrong.
I'm also sorry about the state of affairs with your fiance. I can pop in a good word for you. However it is on the condition that you take positive steps and re-prioritise your life. Faffing around with gaming machines will be a definite no-no. Putting your family first is a definite yes-yes. If you can solemnly promise me this (subject to me actually believeing you), whilst looking straight into my keyboard, then I will give your fiance a bell and get you one more chance. Of course I will need her number, this one is up to you, I wouldn't give my fiance's number out to a stranger in the Interweb, so it's your call.
However we're still on point one here. So name of barman, your proper name, then any other details that may help. THEN fiance's phone number, solemn promise. Then you get back together and everyone lives happily ever after.
01642 4776** is the number apparently. So I just need the name of the barman and your name 'stu' just to verify the story. As a shrewd guess, I'm going with Stuart, correct me if I'm wrong.
I'm also sorry about the state of affairs with your fiance. I can pop in a good word for you. However it is on the condition that you take positive steps and re-prioritise your life. Faffing around with gaming machines will be a definite no-no. Putting your family first is a definite yes-yes. If you can solemnly promise me this (subject to me actually believeing you), whilst looking straight into my keyboard, then I will give your fiance a bell and get you one more chance. Of course I will need her number, this one is up to you, I wouldn't give my fiance's number out to a stranger in the Interweb, so it's your call.
However we're still on point one here. So name of barman, your proper name, then any other details that may help. THEN fiance's phone number, solemn promise. Then you get back together and everyone lives happily ever after.
@_!!
#24
Posted 09 April 2008 - 01:59 AM
Nudgeman are r u a head case, i'm not trying to insult u but wow u sound like a crazy person, why would u care so much if he's lying, and why is evy1 so angry, how many of u's have kids and spend 80 quid a week on drink n fags, hand out constructive critisism or whts the point.
Details for gam-care, i done some stuff in my time but im young and care free, but a fiancee and kid sounds like something to work for mate. Got a friend who struggled with the drink he gave up a hundred times b4 he decided to phone a helpline been sober for 6 months or so dont know yet if it'll stick but he says it helps but he also said phoning the number was the hardest thing he eva done, we all strangers here so dont really care but u wanna silence some of these guys give em a phone.
Helpline
* 0845 6000 133 from the UK
* +44 845 6000 133 International (24 hours 7 days a week)
Website:
* [GamCare logo] GamCare, gambling addiction, gambling problems help, support and advice
Email:
* info@gamcare.org.uk
Details for gam-care, i done some stuff in my time but im young and care free, but a fiancee and kid sounds like something to work for mate. Got a friend who struggled with the drink he gave up a hundred times b4 he decided to phone a helpline been sober for 6 months or so dont know yet if it'll stick but he says it helps but he also said phoning the number was the hardest thing he eva done, we all strangers here so dont really care but u wanna silence some of these guys give em a phone.
Helpline
* 0845 6000 133 from the UK
* +44 845 6000 133 International (24 hours 7 days a week)
Website:
* [GamCare logo] GamCare, gambling addiction, gambling problems help, support and advice
Email:
* info@gamcare.org.uk
#25
Posted 09 April 2008 - 07:08 AM
People are angry morgan because Stu has been caught out talking rubbish before. So pretending to have a kid and gambling problems I don't find particuarly funny. ONly last week he was bleeting on about a feature on a machine only paying out £2. When I challenged him, Oh look it's only a £5 JP machine when he was talking about a Machine in a pub and making a really big deal that a feature had only paid £2 (It wouldn't be such a surprise on a £5 JP would it?)
#27
Posted 09 April 2008 - 11:53 AM
Agreed. stop talking shit you twat.
And next time u call me a pikey that will be another punch in the nose u get when i find you.
Pikey
Women are #@#@#@#s....
#28
Posted 09 April 2008 - 09:02 PM
who the f*** are you, you smelly c**t.
#29
Posted 09 April 2008 - 09:48 PM
who the f*** are you, you smelly c**t.
He's a respected member of the community son, so who are you? You are a nobody you pikey. Pikey's scavenge off other human beings, people who have jobs...so if you make a living off another's misfortune, guess what???....you're a PIKEY!!!
You can't spell or string a coherent sentence together.....you're a PIKEY!!!
You don't have a job....you're a PIKEY!!!
You live in a touring caravan....you're a PIKEY!!!
You don't talk about anything except fruit machines or attempt to join in the community...you're a...ummmmm, actually that makes you a gay boy.
Threaten to punch me like you did last week or dr dx tonight and I will seriously think about coming down to pikeyland, finding you and knocking 3 bells out of you. Do you understand the fruit machine analogy I used there?
Now go and crawl back to your shithole and stop insulting the members on here.
<span style='font-family: Comic Sans MS'><span style='font-size: 12px;'>It's all done in the best possible taste. </span></span>
#30
Posted 09 April 2008 - 10:02 PM
LMAOOO HAHAHAHA
Ok then i live in bognor regis, beach estate in felpham to be precise.
come meet me if u want wud love to batter u.
the video would be posted on the internet so every can laugh at u hahahaha
Ok then i live in bognor regis, beach estate in felpham to be precise.
come meet me if u want wud love to batter u.
the video would be posted on the internet so every can laugh at u hahahaha
#31
Posted 09 April 2008 - 10:07 PM
big talk small penis?
LMAOOO HAHAHAHA
Ok then i live in bognor regis, beach estate in felpham to be precise.
come meet me if u want wud love to batter u.
the video would be posted on the internet so every can laugh at u hahahaha
toddy likes to change signatures as he has nothing better to do..
#32
Posted 09 April 2008 - 10:10 PM
my name is stu.. i cant rember the barmens name but he was the only lad there on sunday so you could just ask for the guy that was there on sunday.. ill sort things out my self i just have to quit then prove to her i have
The Clarry is part of the 'O'Grady's' chain of pubs and is situated in Redcar. Apparently they play host to a lot of live bands.
01642 4776** is the number apparently. So I just need the name of the barman and your name 'stu' just to verify the story. As a shrewd guess, I'm going with Stuart, correct me if I'm wrong.
I'm also sorry about the state of affairs with your fiance. I can pop in a good word for you. However it is on the condition that you take positive steps and re-prioritise your life. Faffing around with gaming machines will be a definite no-no. Putting your family first is a definite yes-yes. If you can solemnly promise me this (subject to me actually believeing you), whilst looking straight into my keyboard, then I will give your fiance a bell and get you one more chance. Of course I will need her number, this one is up to you, I wouldn't give my fiance's number out to a stranger in the Interweb, so it's your call.
However we're still on point one here. So name of barman, your proper name, then any other details that may help. THEN fiance's phone number, solemn promise. Then you get back together and everyone lives happily ever after.
toddy likes to change signatures as he has nothing better to do..
#33
Posted 09 April 2008 - 11:32 PM
Ok, good luck with that.
I might just phone up The Clarry anyway. Have a chat, some banter and see what's going down. What's the worst that can happen?
I might just phone up The Clarry anyway. Have a chat, some banter and see what's going down. What's the worst that can happen?
@_!!
#34
Posted 10 April 2008 - 12:01 AM
i think this is pikey's home lol
or this this too good for a pikey
or this this too good for a pikey
#36
Posted 10 April 2008 - 10:34 AM
dont pikey's carry bin bags not handbags:devil:
#37
Posted 10 April 2008 - 10:41 AM
stu, let's face it, you live in a partial make believe world.
Why make up tall tales just to post to people you don't know on an Internet forum? I think you are taking an ounce of truth and adding two hundredweight of pure lardy lies to the mix.
So you say "it is the clarry redcar" - what is that? Am I right in thinking it is 'The Clarry' pub in Redcar? IS that right. If so, what is the barman's name and could you provide a phone number for the pub? If I get a spare moment I'll phone up the pub concerned and verify your story for the rest of the forum, so if you could do that for me please stu I'd appreciate it.
I don't like silly stories(!) and will have to SEEK out the TRUTH in this case.
Hi Nudge
Yes the the full name of the pub is The Clarendon Hotel
High St, Redcar, Cleveland TS10 3DU
Tel: 01642 484301
Sorry as I dont drink I never go in pubs in Redcar so cannot tell you the bar mans name.
Cliff C
#39
Posted 12 April 2008 - 07:54 AM
What the MOST important thing in life? Fruitys or bringing up a fambly?
Ooh ooh ooh .... Wait a minute, I know this one. It's Fruit Machine's isn't it?
He who wrestles with a turd will be beshitted whether he fall under it or over it.
#40
Posted 23 May 2008 - 05:52 AM
reason do i have to lie? i never played this machine before.. ill even tell you where it is the clarry redcar ask the barmen about my win he will tell you he spent a good 20mins changing into notes also i know i got to stop gambling ive cut down alot where as i used to do it everyday now lucky if once a fortnight on a night out n when i mean night out not getting really pissed just a couple of drinks game of pool n talking to mates proberbly sounds boring to most people
GOOD LORD
I have been a barman for 5 years now, if I spent 20minutes counting £100 odd pounds of pound coins I would have been lynched by my boss, the guy with coins and all the thirsty punters!!
You said in a later post that he was the only barman on duty so what were all the other drinkers doing while he was counting your coins?
Serving themselves?
Or I supose you are going to say that you are such a celebrity in your town they closed the pub for everybody else because you walked in?
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