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[carlosgee]

I am trying to get hold of Joe Pasquales instruental (karaoke) for his Guinea Pig song. I have the lyrics. If anyone does not know what they are, its as follows typical joe crap lol

So when he smiles, he's just a grinny pig,
And when he drives, then he's a mini pig,
And when he smokes, he's a naughty nicotiny pig, nicotiny pig,
that's that guinea pig of ours.

When he says don't, he's strict discipliny pig,
And when he eats Chinese, these he's a mandariny pig,
When he plays strings, then he's a Russian violiny pig, violiny pig,
that's that guinea pig of ours.

And when he throws, then he's a jolly javeliny pig,
Then he gets on his toes, and does his watch me spin-ney pig,
And when he slows, he's been a one too many guinea pig,
that guzzling guinea pig of ours.

And when he slims, he becomes quite a skinny pig,
Instead of sugar in his tea, he would rather sacchariny pig,
Then he bakes a chocolate cake, puts on a very pretty pinny pig, pretty
pinny pig,
that's that guinea pig of ours.

When he goes out, he's not an in-ny pig,
When he turns over a new leaf, then he's a new beginney pig,
And when he dies, he'll be a has Beeny pig, I will put him in the binny pig,

with flowers,

And say farewell, to that old...
grinny, violiny, in a mini, nicotiny, javaliny, skinny guinea pig, of ours.

[todd1970]

Carlos i think you may have lost the plot alltogether now even more so than myself..However i will have a look on limewire and torrent sites see what i can dig up for ya

[ady]

Ady thinks our Carlos is going back on TV lol

[Gazeyre1966]

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......

This site has reached an all time low

[ady]

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......

This site has reached an all time low

Don't it Get on your nerves...get on your nerves..get on your nerves

[carlosgee]

Don't it Get on your nerves...get on your nerves..get on your nerves

my mates son only 2 sings it perfectly and it does get on nerves lol, nah not tv going to hustanton next month, searles talent show always do silly stuff, only last yr why do the kids i teach have to be in the sdame club when i was on stage lol never heard the last of it

[todd1970]

If it were up to me carlos id ban you on the spot for having the audacity to post summat like that

[carlosgee]

have a friend who is glasweigan just like you but not their fault either

[todd1970]

lol.....I see......its like that is it ?

Jokin with ya had a look on limewire and that but couldnt find anythin

[Gazeyre1966]

I heard that Joe Pasquale's squeaky voice was banned from Limewire for upsetting....errrr, well everyone actually...lol

[VampUK]

You know its songs like this that make me believe in God.
"Why's that Vampy you handsome son of a gun?"
Because that is the Devil's music so theres gotta be a god if theres a devil.