Community Status Updates

saville
damn just woke up feel blipped to fck but wont stop me going out later best day of the year see u later ladyboys its time savi kissed someone deeppppp


mricko
Bet you can't say ''beer-can'' without sounding like a Jamaican saying ''Bacon''! lol


Adamski
A slightly late Merry Christmas to@XTinaNicolaides, @AylaKarol, @Pholus9999 and everyone else at the casino! =)


kamasu
Pissed off with doctor who already. Stupid-ass son with dumbass milk bottle specs. Whiney mother and smart ass daughter. Fuck em. Fuck the writers of doctor who. You've ruined xmas.


saville
Fckme bladdered just bin in the unicorn for a few j d s got an ed like a packet of murray mints. dinner soon happy crimbo everyone have a fandabidoy day iiiiiiiiii xxxxxx


saville
get your balls and make them jolly tra la fcking la la la la la.smash his train set and her dolly tra la fcking la la la la la.tell the little cunts theres nowt for christmas.tell them your skint you've got no dough tell em father christmas is h.i.v positive.tell em he was killed on the fcking m4 lmaooooo


TheMikeDX
Just at the drive thru waiting for xmas breakfast to be handed over! :)


Benjani275
Just went into my 9 year old sister's bedroom and said Merry Christmas. She replied, "Yeah, I'm going back to sleep now". LOL
