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imKINDAlikeGOD
Rivaldo & Zidane woulda pissed on CR7 n Messi in their prime, different player though #MessiVCristiano


imKINDAlikeGOD
roses are red, violets are blue-ish, if youve got no foreskin, your probably jewish.. #valentinesday


tgm
commented: Mr O Reily in Fawlty Towers. Mrs Fawlty knocked the #$%$ out of him with an umbrella. http://t.co/9l4RHT0r


99hammy99
yup, i'm bored - › 1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? › › No... http://t.co/G5b3qm6d


gwf
As of Valentines day 2012 I'm the proud adoptive father of Inca the Andean Condor in SLC's Tracey Aviary http://t.co/PtZXRRw


Snorrbitz
Just set up twitter mobile notifications so i can keep you all updated with news @ http://www.sleeks.co.uk


ray
For Sale: Samsung RV510 640GB 15.6in Laptop inc Microsoft Office 2010. Swap Wanted 4 Ipad http://t.co/z1ozMLmf
