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postie197315
A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time.
He says, "This is Amanda." His dad jumps up. "It's a fucking what?"
Aug 25 2011 08:33 PM
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postie197315
getting realy annoyed now been farting since i got up.been 4 2 shits and am still going.any1 got any advice
Aug 24 2011 07:10 PM
postie197315
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Aug 24 2011 06:55 AM
postie197315
unbelievable.the kids 1st day back at school and guess what they have came home with in there school bags?.......... no not homework.................a feckin sponsor sheet
Aug 17 2011 05:32 PM
postie197315
i guarantee not 1 of my facebook friends will copy this post.if u would be there for me then copy this.i'm doing this to prove a friend wrong that someone is always listening xx
4 my sis marie
Aug 15 2011 09:01 PM
postie197315
THE RIOTERS PRAYER: Our father, who art in prison, my mum knows not his name, thy Riots come, read it in “The Sun”, in Birmingham, as it is in London, give us this day our Giro cheque & forgive us our looting, as we’re happy to loot those who defend stuff against us, lead us not into employment but deliver us free Sonys, for thine is the plasma tellys, the Burberry & Barcardi, forever and ever… Innit !!!
Aug 14 2011 12:30 AM
postie197315
watching sky news and the police riot vans r out side the mecca bingo.its a granny riot
Aug 10 2011 07:53 PM
postie197315
a lovely day of work today.felt sorry for my postman as he was drenched lol
Aug 10 2011 03:53 PM
postie197315
sony r assholes.new software update is shit.bbc iplayer.itv player and ch4 have all dissapeared.thx sony
Aug 10 2011 12:48 PM
