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karlwhitfield13
Cat just locked onto my wrist like it would a female cats neck and started humping my arm haha
Nov 16 2011 09:37 PM
karlwhitfield13
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Result? Game is absolutely free!!
Nov 16 2011 06:33 PM
karlwhitfield13
I am sick and tired of seeing status after status telling me to 'repost if you care' or 'reply if you are a true friend'.
Haven't you worked it out yet? i don't care and if you don't like it, then obviously we shouldn't be friends.
Repost if you agree lol
Nov 16 2011 03:30 PM
karlwhitfield13
Best thing about kids? You feel like you're the incredible hulk when you throw em about. Ah, the joys of beating up the little people.
Nov 15 2011 05:20 PM
karlwhitfield13
We are forever in the debt of those who laid down their lives, so that we might continue ours in peace. All we can do is remember them, and be grateful. It doesn't cost us anything to pay our respects.
Nov 12 2011 07:17 PM
karlwhitfield13
Women are like dementors. Drifting about without purpose, gnawing away at your soul with their total disregard for punctuality.
Nov 12 2011 04:13 PM
karlwhitfield13
"let me hold you midget man, pretend your flying in space....let me hold you midget man....so the dog will stop licking your face"
Nov 10 2011 04:20 PM
karlwhitfield13
I'd consider distributing copyrighted content just to be labeled a Pirate. I would then begin to plunder many a vessel in deepest, darkest Somalia.
Nov 08 2011 07:41 PM
