Yeah, I did notice yesterday that you're burning a few candles mate! But didn't like to mention owt in case it ruined your birthday
On a positive note: At least you're not as auld as RDP....
Just a minute there young man, I resemble that remark. You know I fought in 3 World Wars for the likes of you young folk.
In my day we thought knives and forks were jewellery!!! We had it tough, no good will come of casting naturtiums on the poor old folk who are still watching Black and White TVs and listening to songs our gramophones!!!
No I don't know how big those Zepplins were either !!! To make matters worse the National Trust has nominated me as an 'Ancient Monument' and don' get me started on the Meals on Wheels, also have you seen the price of fish???? Why's that car always parked there ????
Yours a Grumpy Old Git
Dr Ricardo De Ponsa (Struck Off)