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#1 Daryl

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Posted 30 March 2014 - 11:31 AM

...unlike this stupid plonker!

 

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Posted 30 March 2014 - 11:38 AM

Great. Another reason to never go any where near a Greggs...
All of the hot food will have a label on saying "do not attempt to copulate with this pastry item".

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Posted 30 March 2014 - 12:24 PM

Haha that's just class...

 

Made with 'self-raising' flour I presume?



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Posted 30 March 2014 - 12:27 PM

Haha that's just class...

 

Made with 'self-raising' flour I presume?

 

I bet it was chicken and mushroom filling - camouflage like ;)

 

**edit by Ady** lol no way am I going to quote that mate...but we all thought it ;)


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Posted 30 March 2014 - 12:33 PM

Love this one, absolutely hilarious.

 

Fancy sticking your knob into a pasty, having sex with it and then having the balls

 

to say I will sue the company!!

 

I'd love to see that going his way in court and justifying the blame on Greggs!



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Posted 30 March 2014 - 01:02 PM

Love this one, absolutely hilarious.

 

Fancy sticking your knob into a pasty, having sex with it and then having the balls

 

to say I will sue the company!!

 

I'd love to see that going his way in court and justifying the blame on Greggs!

 

He couldn't win because he microwaved it. Had he not microwaved it he would still be pushing his luck due to it not being the intended purpose.

 

If he had any common sense he'd have at least done it with a ring doughnut, he could argue it was enticing him :)


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Posted 30 March 2014 - 01:54 PM

Was gonna say he would have had to warmed it up,as anything from greggs is always cold.



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Posted 30 March 2014 - 02:28 PM

What a moron, I hope it falls off so he can't breed.


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Posted 30 March 2014 - 03:26 PM

Hope it was not a cheese and onion pasty..... would end up with a cheesy bell-end ;)



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Posted 30 March 2014 - 05:11 PM

or i would a cheese and sausage lol with a hint of crusty flavour on the cheese


Edited by banditboy2006, 30 March 2014 - 05:13 PM.


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Posted 30 March 2014 - 06:03 PM

Ov all the things to stick your mutton dagger into. I don't wanna know what he does with scotch eggs

Edited by dachshund, 30 March 2014 - 06:03 PM.

The Yorkie bars are not on me


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Posted 30 March 2014 - 06:09 PM

anybody for a sausage and bacon and cheesey crusted sandwich



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Posted 30 March 2014 - 06:21 PM

I wonder if he cooled it down with a bottle of cheap fizz. A cheeky bottle of pasty spumanti perhaps

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Posted 30 March 2014 - 07:06 PM

a spunky chicken pasty  oh good no



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Posted 30 March 2014 - 07:10 PM

anybody for a battered sausage and chips extra with extra chesse



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Posted 30 March 2014 - 07:45 PM

Greggs should have charged him for the extra portion of Crispy Noodles!!!!!



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Posted 30 March 2014 - 08:15 PM

you have a brain the size of a pea if you believe any of the rubbish they print.

 

funny none the less, the type of post I would expect to find in viz.



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Posted 31 March 2014 - 07:36 AM

what I find funny is even if this is fake/real whatever, they've still printed a picture someone who has supposedly done it.. lol.

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 09:58 AM

Ov all the things to stick your mutton dagger into. I don't wanna know what he does with scotch eggs

 

Sticks em up trap #2 and tries the well known ping-pong ball trick? :D



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Posted 31 March 2014 - 06:23 PM

Sticks em up trap #2 and tries the well known ping-pong ball trick? :D


Yep that's what I was worried about lol

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