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Posted 25 March 2020 - 11:15 PM
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Posted 29 March 2020 - 09:45 AM
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Posted 30 March 2020 - 11:51 AM
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Posted 31 March 2020 - 06:01 PM
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Posted 01 April 2020 - 02:48 PM
i feel so sorry for phillips schofield, i mean, its taken him 58 years to come out and now hes got to stay in 
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Posted 03 April 2020 - 05:52 PM
This stupid panic buying is ridiculous.
I've just been charged £15 for Oxo Cubes !!!
The Stock Market has gone crazy !!!!!
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Don't come round and steal my Cheerios !!!!
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Posted 04 April 2020 - 10:07 PM
Don't come round and steal my Cheerios !!!!
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Posted 06 April 2020 - 12:23 PM
It's been seven hours and fifteen days... Since you took my pub away!
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Posted 08 April 2020 - 09:21 PM
I’m so Bored, I just phoned someone in India to see if they’d had an accident in the last 3 years!!
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Posted 12 April 2020 - 09:45 PM
As I pulled up at the traffic lights, a bunch of robbers wearing eye patches jumped into my car and stole everything.................They were pirates of the car I be in
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Posted 13 April 2020 - 09:53 PM
My friend who has a bit of a stutter was telling us about his Nanna... By the end of it we were all singing 'Hey Jude!'
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Posted 14 April 2020 - 01:20 PM
i was in our local shop yesterday when the chairman of Apple came in and bought all the Mr Sheen.... i thought typical... jobs taking all our polish
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Posted 17 April 2020 - 06:03 AM
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Posted 18 April 2020 - 10:54 PM
How does a duck buy lipstick?
She just puts it on her bill.
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Posted 26 April 2020 - 06:02 PM
Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
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Posted 27 April 2020 - 09:36 PM
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll let it go, let it go!
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Posted 28 April 2020 - 09:46 AM
In the morning Tom calls to his boss:
– Good morning, boss, unfortunately, I’m not coming to work today. I’m really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I’m not coming into work.”
The boss replies:
– You know Tom; I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Bob calls:
– Boss, I followed your advice, and I feel great! I’ll be at work soon. By the way, you got a nice house.
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Posted 29 April 2020 - 08:50 AM
Going to start a dildo repair service after the lock down... I'll call it "InspectHerGadget!"
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