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#316219 Dadsfme.co.uk sign-up issue

Posted by stanmarsh14 on 23 February 2018 - 04:01 PM

UPDATE: looks like there is an account registered, but never signed in to.

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#315545 eBay drops PayPal as first choice for payments

Posted by stanmarsh14 on 01 February 2018 - 09:02 PM



#314981 Old joke (it made me giggle)

Posted by stanmarsh14 on 17 January 2018 - 09:31 PM

Skinny little Irish man goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irish man staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'

The little white Irish man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'

The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me...... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'

The little white Irish man says: 'Turner Brown?! .... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around!!!!

#314822 Old joke (it made me giggle)

Posted by stanmarsh14 on 14 January 2018 - 11:50 AM

Last week: Nottingham Forest beat Arsenal.

This week: Nottingham railway station goes up in flames.

Today: Police interview 'ARSON' Wenger.

#313471 WTF r u :thumbs_up:2 2day

Posted by stanmarsh14 on 25 December 2017 - 03:04 PM

Me, Southern Comfort in one hand, carving knife in the other, stood in kitchen, in nothing than a pair of boxers and an apron, willing on the Turkey to cook faster.

Just stuck my balls in the oven..... stuffing that is.

#313452 New Downloads folder

Posted by stanmarsh14 on 25 December 2017 - 07:27 AM

Be better to re-name v5.x to v6.x, as releases done with the .gam files, are NOT compatible with v6.x, but will work in v5.x.

As a side note, you can convert the .gam based files with v5.x to work with v6.x, but it's a lot of work, especially when you have sizeable archives locally as I do.

One last thing..... quite a lot of the Union Games layouts will display a 10.1 hopper error on payout when running in v5.x, but don't have the same problem with v6.x, so if you are looking at getting the Union layouts working with the newer emulators, open with v5.x, close down the game and at the prompt, save all changes..... this will convert the Union layouts for use in the new MFME, though will need to use v6.x from that point on.

#313400 Old joke (it made me giggle)

Posted by stanmarsh14 on 24 December 2017 - 10:44 AM

I found my first grey pubic hair today.

That's the last time I eat gran's trifle.

#313276 Merry Christmas To Everyone

Posted by stanmarsh14 on 21 December 2017 - 11:24 PM

Yeah, all the best everyone, hope everyone gets everything they would like.


Personally, looking forward to being off for a week or so and drinking as much King Goblin as realistically possible....


Merry Xmas.


Ooooh, least it's not Greene King (Alex will know why! :D )

Myself, I plan to sort of test my culinary skills, by combining a turkey, petrol, and a match, whilst devouring my real ales selection, with Blue Monkey's Silverback Imperial Stout being first on the list, followed by Tiny Rebel's Imperial Puft Stout, and later in the day, shouting obscenities at The Queen's Speech HIC!!! :D

I'll sign off with this....

#313161 YouTube Emulation Extravaganza (sort of)

Posted by stanmarsh14 on 19 December 2017 - 10:42 PM

Heh, still doing yah balls in the real world, like on DOND - Next Level..... still the same old choppers :D

#313066 Zero Posters, Leechers etc

Posted by stanmarsh14 on 18 December 2017 - 06:59 PM

We tried that for a while, and all it did was cause a load of morons to post complete sh**e or question repeatedly when they could download.


Can confirm when I was on staff, this was exactly what happened, along with two other sites I was involved in..... they tried the same rule, got the exact same issue as Alex describes.

#313062 Zero Posters, Leechers etc

Posted by stanmarsh14 on 18 December 2017 - 06:47 PM

You are really a despicable lump of shite Chris Wren!

Yes, myself and Alex don't exactly see eye to eye on a number of things, but one thing I will most certainly NOT do, is kick a guy when he's down!

#312952 Are you in good health and want to help others?

Posted by stanmarsh14 on 16 December 2017 - 12:20 AM

Kit arrived in the post this morning, so will be swabbing later.

For those not on F/B this is me led in the bed on Saturday at the end of a 2 hour stint giving 2 units of platelets and 1 unit of plasma. The student nurse who put the needle in was the gentlest I'd ever had, but she accidentally left a blue switch on the wrong way, so we had to start again, hence 2 hours! Normally I get it done in about 75 minutes and unlike blood doning they pile with you with tea and biscuits whilst you donate. Free wifi too.


Just reminded me of something.

A few years back at the main central Nottingham donation centre, I was asked about this very same type of donation, and although when donating whole blood they never have a problem locating a vein to tap, the type of donation you have done, I unfortunately could not do, as larger veins was required :(

Still, managed to get over on Thursday, and bleed for a good cause :D


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#312884 Old joke (it made me giggle)

Posted by stanmarsh14 on 14 December 2017 - 10:07 PM

'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat
The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom, and reached for the lube
When out on the lawn, there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner, and poor momma went dry.
Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of his sled,
A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.
Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.
Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.
And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jacket to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.
His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He lookd like a bum and he smelled like a whore.
"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile.
He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.
The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.
A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And a six pair of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several other things that I shouldn't even mention.
A f*** ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
A dildo so long, it lay in a coil.
"This suff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."
He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.
In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch,
Saying, "Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!"
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!!"

#312714 Has the Rev Stuart Cambell returned?

Posted by stanmarsh14 on 11 December 2017 - 09:04 PM

Certainly an 'FME-er'...


And someone who has used it profit from it in the past in real-life by the looks of it


Exactly what I thought when I took a brief look through the vids, and the asking of Patron donations.

#312708 Has the Rev Stuart Cambell returned?

Posted by stanmarsh14 on 11 December 2017 - 08:31 PM

Just seen one of this guy's vids pop up on my YT list..... quite a few FME layouts, with one of Pook's layouts the first I spotted, but there are many others.