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In Topic: Old joke (it made me giggle)

17 June 2008 - 08:34 pm

Man walks into a pet shop and puts a bomb on the counter

"youve got 1 minute to get out" he shouts

"You bastard yells the tortoise in the corner"

In Topic: Old joke (it made me giggle)

15 June 2008 - 11:37 am

Supermans flying over a beach one day when he notices wonderwoman lying there naked with her legs wide open

when he thinks to himself im as fast as lightning faster than a speeding bullet i could fly down and bone her and be away before she knew it

so he drops his pants gets ready and speeds down does his business and flys away

wonderwoman says what the hell was that
the invisible man replies a dont know but my arse is sore

In Topic: Old joke (it made me giggle)

15 June 2008 - 11:28 am

Whats the fastest thing in the fridge?....

Milk........ its past your eyes (pasteurised) before you know it

whats the fastest cake in the world.................................scone