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#320683 fruits on the small screen

Posted by unclechicken on 16 September 2018 - 01:13 am

No idea, but it always makes me laugh when you see a fruit machine with the start button flashing away in the background on either Eastenders or Coronation Street, or someone pretending to play it when it is obviously in attract mode.

#320255 Old joke (it made me giggle)

Posted by unclechicken on 27 August 2018 - 02:15 am

I shagged my wife over the freezer last week, got banned from Iceland for life.

#319666 Name of a machine?

Posted by unclechicken on 03 August 2018 - 11:06 pm

It is! Thanks a lot, and i've found it on here to download.

#317525 Happy Birthday Sinclair Spectrum 16K

Posted by unclechicken on 24 April 2018 - 11:03 pm

I still write games for the ZX Spectrum 48k. I use a free program called Arcade Game Designer. It works great!

#315566 Sad news for the triple 7

Posted by unclechicken on 03 February 2018 - 02:38 am

Anything to milk money from addicts, and site operators :(

#314566 System 1 - Bwb's firecracker classic

Posted by unclechicken on 11 January 2018 - 01:30 am

Nice, been waiting for this one. Thanks a lot!


Note to players if you get a bell on reel 1 and reel 2, you get the nudges again, so if you get the nudges, try to get bells reel 1 and reel 2, collect, and then you get the nudges again, nudge the other one on reel 3, then gamble. You get a lot of jackpots doing this. This trick paid for my lunch a lot back in the day.

#313383 FME 2017.....

Posted by unclechicken on 24 December 2017 - 02:11 am

It feels like when MPU4 was released. So many more machines can now be preserved.


Just don't release anymore DOND ones, please.... :)

#313105 Christmas Theme

Posted by unclechicken on 19 December 2017 - 03:06 am

This was me back in around 1977, used to live in a town called Worksop and this was the back garden of 39 Furnival Street. A booby snow woman. What an upbringing I had!



#312983 Christmas Theme

Posted by unclechicken on 17 December 2017 - 12:50 am

Put my tree up yesterday... (Not my tree really, Lee Johnson posted it on his Facebook and I thought it was funny.



#312631 Are you in good health and want to help others?

Posted by unclechicken on 10 December 2017 - 04:52 am

I hold a full donor card, am on the bone marrow register and donate blood regularly.


I have told my immediate family that if (when) I die, they can harvest whatever they want. It's no good to me if i'm dead so I hope people can live a better life when I die.

#312588 WIP Layouts from Myself

Posted by unclechicken on 09 December 2017 - 12:49 am


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#311861 What would you like to see in a future mfme update?

Posted by unclechicken on 30 November 2017 - 02:05 am

When you open a new layout for the first time, and only once at the first time, a box pops up for about 10 seconds saying that if you have paid for this layout/DVD you have been ripped off/conned and some URLs pointing you how to download the layouts for free.

#311360 Baking fruit machine boards in the oven...

Posted by unclechicken on 21 November 2017 - 11:20 pm

If you do it properly yes, just don't use your household oven lol



#311213 Old joke (it made me giggle)

Posted by unclechicken on 19 November 2017 - 12:38 am

Went to the butchers shop,

"have you got a sheep's head mate" I asked.

"no, it's just the way I comb my hair" he replied


Lol thats a bit like, went to the butchers shop and asked him if he had sheeps testicles. He replied "No, its just the way my trousers are hanging"

#311212 Old joke (it made me giggle)

Posted by unclechicken on 19 November 2017 - 12:34 am

A man went to his in-laws' house for a nice meal. When his mother-in-law served up the meal, she asked, "How many potatoes would you like?" "Just one," he answered. "Don't worry," she said. "There's no need to be polite." "Okay," he said. "I'll just have one you fat old cow."




I thought i'd buy the wife some flowers on the way home from work the other day. I turned up at home and she said "I'll suppose i'll have to open my legs for these?". I replied "Why, haven't we got a vase?"