Eeek. I did have a very stern word with myself and you've not sold Stoke as a place to visit. Maybe one day if I am up that neck of the woods I'll pop in to visit you and Steve for that cuppa :-)
That's cos it's a shit hole, just ask Geddy lol
Anyway if you ever up here you're more than welcome to call in mate, it be nice to catch up again in person.