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#1741 stanmarsh14

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Posted 25 January 2018 - 11:08 AM

It has been reported that the Tooth Fairy has collapsed and died of a heart attack after accidentally getting lost and wandering onto the set of the Jeremy Kyle Show



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Posted 25 January 2018 - 11:08 AM

It has been reported that the Tooth Fairy has collapsed and died of a heart attack after accidentally getting lost and wandering onto the set of the Jeremy Kyle Show.



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Posted 12 March 2018 - 08:54 PM

Oh, the irony... ;)

 



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Posted 12 March 2018 - 09:18 PM

I think I just saw Jamie Carragher in Weatherspoons. If not,it must have been his spitting image.


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Posted 12 March 2018 - 09:20 PM

I think I just saw Jamie Carragher in Weatherspoons. If not,it must have been his spitting image.


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Posted 12 March 2018 - 11:50 PM

I think I just saw Jamie Carragher in Weatherspoons. If not,it must have been his spitting image.


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Posted 17 March 2018 - 01:51 AM

boy george was up before the court after his pet reptile kept attacking people...the judge told him he needed a calmer chameleon :D


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Posted 17 March 2018 - 01:51 AM

boy george was up before the court after his pet reptile kept attacking people...the judge told him he needed a calmer chameleon :D


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Posted 17 March 2018 - 01:52 AM

boy george was up before the court this morning after his pet reptile kept attacking passers by,the judge told him he needed a calmer chameleon :D


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Posted 17 March 2018 - 01:53 AM

boy george was up before the court this morning after his pet reptile kept attacking passers by,the judge told him he needed a calmer chameleon :D


Einstein`s theory of FME 90 downloads = 3 thanks


#1751 stanmarsh14

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Posted 21 March 2018 - 09:30 AM

I got a warning message from a group of hackers saying that they are watching me.

Fair play lads if you want to watch a 43 yr old heavily bearded pisshead $&%#ing over a 60 yr old woman with a dildo.

Carry on.Britain still has talent lol x



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Posted 22 March 2018 - 05:08 PM

Crikey, Mick Jagger would shag owt nowadays...



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Posted 22 March 2018 - 05:08 PM

Crikey, Mick Jagger would shag owt nowadays...



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Posted 22 March 2018 - 07:37 PM

Not an old joke - but its funny - my dog entertaining himself in the park

 



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Posted 25 March 2018 - 08:17 AM

Testing it out to see this thread is fixed!!!

 
Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll.....or you're taking shit from some asshole.

 

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Posted 28 March 2018 - 11:35 AM

Old MacDonald was sitting on a bench,
Masturbating with a monkey wrench.

Then he missed and hit his balls,

And he shat in his overalls.



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Posted 28 March 2018 - 02:07 PM

My wife tried to beat me up with an old Elton John record... I’m still standing.


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Posted 30 March 2018 - 10:32 AM

I’ve got diarrhoea, my dad’s got diarrhoea and my grandad’s got diarrhoea. Runs in the family.


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Posted 30 March 2018 - 06:47 PM

If only it had been invented then... 

 

Happy Easter guys :)

 

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Posted 01 April 2018 - 09:05 PM

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.


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