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#1721 bri365

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Posted 22 November 2017 - 09:06 PM

My Doctor suggested I enter rehab due to my dot to dot addiction but I told him I'm fine and I know where to draw the line.


If you killed your parents would you be an orphan?

#1722 bri365

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 10:16 AM

Poor old Paddy broke both his legs in a motorbike accident and is sat at home.

Murphy calls around to see him.

"How you doing mate?" asked Murphy,

"I've been better" replied Paddy

"well if there's anything I can do, don't hesitate to ask" said Murphy.

" Actually" reply's Paddy " you couldn't nip upstairs and get my slippers, my toes are freezing" he continued.

So Murphy heads upstairs, as he passes one of the bedrooms he notices Paddy's twin 18 year old daughters in their bedroom, so he enters the room,

"Hello girls" say's Murphy " your Dad sent me up to make love with you both"

" Your lying" said one of the shocked daughters.

"Oh am I" replied Murphy "watch this" he continued.

"PADDY BOTH OF THEM?" he shouted in the direction of downstairs

" Well, Fecking one of them is no good" replied Paddy.........................


If you killed your parents would you be an orphan?

#1723 Memap

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 02:24 PM

There's a man in my neighbourhood who is in the Guinness Book of Records for having forty three concussions; he lives very close actually, just a stone's throw away…



#1724 stanmarsh14

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 10:57 PM

My mates lad said he wanted a puppy for Christmas. I told him he will have Ham and Turkey like the rest of us.



#1725 stardust

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