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why?

Posted 23-05-2008 at 07:19 PM by hitthesix
never fails does it?every time there is a bank holiday the big d-i-y stores have a sale on, and the other half decide that they either want the garden redone or some bloody decorating done. it's ok for them but it's supposed to be a bloody holiday for us as well. so they swan away to the town for a bar lunch and shopping with their friends ( no doubt melting the credit card ) which of course we habve to pay while we have to work at home.
jeez bet most of us are glad to get back to work on...
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kids don't ya just love them

Posted 23-05-2008 at 12:48 AM by hitthesix
bloody kids lol
working for a customer the other day her 3 year son was kicking a ball in the garden, had a coffe break and the kid asked me to pay football with him, so why not i thought, so we had a kickabout for about ten miinutes, then back to work for me.
so here i am up a ladder cutting the hedge when i heard the kid shout, "GRANDAD",
mm his grandad must be here , then he souts grandad again and his voice seems louder and nearer, so i looks down and there is the...
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things to drive you nuts

Posted 17-05-2008 at 11:57 AM by hitthesix
1. why is when you are trying to write down a quick memo , the pen will apppear to run out of ink. but when you give it a shake and scribble on the paper it will appear ok, then you try to write again , and it still won't let the ink out, you try and try but it just won't budge till you scribble again and again it will let you scribble...
2. why do electric toasters have a setting that burns the toast?
3. queues in a checkout, you get to the checkout and the person ( woman)in front is...
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